What are your thoughts, is Christian Bale better off as say acting as an artist? a struggling lawyer with a kid in a comedic role? an accountant? a caped crusader?
lol, yea I was totally thinking Liar Liar. Funny that my description was pretty crappy. Should have put struggling in being honest or something. I think he might be best playing a role as a soccer player trying to find his inner self and trying to decide whether he is best suited for left wingback or midfield, until one day, after receiving organ transplants from various animal donors, he finds himself taking on the traits of those animals.
In 1985, Doc Rivers invented time travel, in 1955, Christian McBale accidentally prevented his parents from meeting, putting his own existence at stake. He definitely deserved a Oscar for that one.
How about, Bale is living the life as a grocery store clerk, until one day, He and two unknowing martial artists are summoned to a mysterious island to compete in a tournament whose outcome will decide the fate of the world.
I am quite confident that Raiden was a grocery clerk. Christian Bale, An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save the existence of Samuel L Jackson from being negated by two renegade mailmen trying to exploit a loophole and re-enter Heaven.
Oh that one was the best and it had so many cameos. I especially liked Obama as the idealized angry black man who lashes out at white culture through his directing, including one movie that stared Gerry MacNamerra as "Cocknocker."
I can't believe how much Everybody Hates Obama, man... It just gets tiring. I mean what's up with that? How about, Bale, An FBI agent takes on a rickshaw full of deadly and poisonous mushrooms, deliberately released to kill a witness being flown from Honolulu to Los Angeles to testify against a mob boss. As the things escalate to terrifying heights Bale yells out dramatically "I have had it with these motherfucking mushrooms on this motherfucking rickshaw!"
