Gonna kill my Neighbor's Dog!!!

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  1. DaRizzle

    DaRizzle BLAKER

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    This little furball piece of ****!!!

    All it does is bark all ****ing day! ALL ****ING DAY!!!!

    My dad owns the apartment complex I live at. When he bought it three years ago there were tenants with pets already. He notified them that while the pets you already had were okay there were to be no new pets. Any future tenants also were not allowed to have pets. There are many reasons as a landlord you dont want to have to deal with pets in your complex.

    This ****ing ***** who lives next to me with her fat *** daughter already had a cat which was fine...But then 6 months ago they decided to get a little furball of a dog. When my dad found out he sent them an email pretty much saying WTF??? They responded saying "since the dog was about the same size as the cat they thought it didnt matter" and "we're so sorry, we didnt know"...Are you ****ing kidding me?!? Read the lease dumb *****!

    Now all this dog is bark all ****ing day!! Ive told those *****es about it and they gave me a bull**** sob story and said they were going to rectify the problem no matter what it took...training, closing all their windows when they leave....whatever. Well guess what Im listening to while I type this?!? I want to grab that dog by the neck and slam it to the ground!!(I could never do that but...)

    When the ***** was talking to me she told me to "please dont tell your dad"...She knows she'll get evicted if I do and I know that too, so I havent told him yet. Im too ****ing nice to this *****.

    The only sound recording device I have is the video capabilities on my digital camera so I went outside to record the sound. The video is being uploaded to youtube as we speak and Ill post it here when its done. I swear to god this dog stops for only 3 seconds at a time to catch its breath to bark some more.

    I guess my dad will find out himself when he comes to check on his property and hears this furball barking non stop...I cant wait until these whores are gone with their black cat and piece of **** dog...

    ****!!!!!! (words edited cause I posted this on BBF too)

    He gets worse than this...video was done with a digital camera so its even louder in real life
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  2. BLAZER PROPHET

    BLAZER PROPHET Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, but how to you really feel about it?
     
  3. Colonel Ronan

    Colonel Ronan Continue...?

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    Why with censoring?
     
  4. DaRizzle

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    posted on another site that censors and then cut and paste here....Im fucking sorry :)
     
  5. e_blazer

    e_blazer Rip City Fan

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    I can sympathize. My neighbor has a little terrier that they leave out in their backyard when they go away and the little sucker yaps all day long, especially when the kids walk by on the sidewalk after school. More than once, I've been tempted to drop a big rock on it...cut off in mid-yap and nothing left but four paws and a tail sticking out.

    Yeah, right, like I could really do that.
     
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    That must suck alot.
     
  7. JE

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    I had a dog that did this. We gave it back though, because the thing attacked my sister and we decided enough was enough and that the dog was psycho.
     
  8. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    There should be laws against those bug-eyed crack addicted little rats.

    Buy one of those air horns for boats and empty the whole can outside their window.
     
  9. DaRizzle

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    Im gonna make the bitch come to my apartment and listen to that video!
     
  10. DaRizzle

    DaRizzle BLAKER

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    That is almost a good idea
     
  11. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Almost?

    Almost?

    Almost?
     
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    I don't know if it's an urban myth, but I heard a story of a guy with a yapping dog problem who set up a microphone and a couple of big speakers in his back yard. When the dog yapped, the microphone fed it to an amp which boosted it about 50 times and the speakers blasted it back at the dog.

    Don't know if it worked, but it sounds like an interesting idea.
     
  13. DaRizzle

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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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  16. DaRizzle

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    lolololol...awesome
     
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    One of my friends had the same situation and he bought one of those high frequency anti-barking horns that goes off when it detects barking sounds. It was still audible (and a little irritating), but the neighbor dog hated it and reduced the barking greatly. You just have to have line of sight and close proximity to where the dog usually sits.
     
  18. DaRizzle

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    Thank you!!!! Great idea!!!!!!! Ill make them buy it for me!!!!!
     
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    Good luck with that one.:cheers:
     
  20. DaRizzle

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    Ill make them put it in the room they keep the dog in when they are gone! Buy it or evicted bitches!!
     

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