To be fair I think all of us realize the severity of rape (god I hope!), the tongue-in-cheek comments I think are mostly for effect (at least for my part).
No. Insurance covered a lot of it . . . but don't ask me about my postion on the death penalty for residential burglaries. : )
Well, I think that would be a little extreme, I mean just because the dog is preventing the guy from doing is job doesn't mean it should be put to death.