So me and my sister will be watching the presidential debates with a bottle of Jager in tow and we're trying to come up with some choice phrases to drink to. In 2004, we went with 9/11 and anything to do with flip flopping. Thank god bush said, "switches positions" about 400 times or else we would have been stone cold sober. So, here's a short list of things I've come up with. These don't have to be exact, usually something to the effect of. Like the example I said before, we didn't take a shot only when Bush said "flip flop," but anything that meant flip flopping. - McCain mentioning his time as a POW. - Obama saying the word "hope." - McCain saying "my friend(s)." - Obama saying something profound and then staring off to his right with a determined look on his face. I'd love to hear some less obvious ones. Obviously we want to get drunk but not entirely plastered, so things like DRINK WHEN OBAMA SAYS, "UH" or DRINK WHEN MCCAIN IS OLD won't cut it.
How about you drink everytime the moderators say, "We'd like to ask Sen. McCain to respond, but he's not here."
