First Tournament: Drexlersdad v Chutney

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  1. DynastYWarrioR6

    DynastYWarrioR6 JBB SmurfY

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    Drexlersdad will start, Chutney you will respond.

    You guys have from 10/13/2008 til 10/20/2008 to get in all three verses EACH.
     
  2. drexlersdad

    drexlersdad SABAS

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    chutney you aint nothing but a condiment
    mint condom in yo ass, wonder why the girls pass
    please, your just a topping on my top round steak, i break you
    come slow sucka pump the brakes you fake
    you get put down like mad cow's when you battle me
    not fit for consumption, runner up is your function
    you aint got no cheese, you cant make no bread
    so sit down fat boy and have a sandwich instead.
     
  3. Chutney

    Chutney MON-STRAWRRR!!1!

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    I've noticed you're arrogance, your nerve to even speak,
    so I've decided to use my own type of Ludovico Technique,
    I start my experiment oblivious to your raving cries,
    strapping you down on that chair, widening your eyes,
    on the screen you stare at a steady stream of your crimes,
    flashes of retarded metaphors and nonsensical rhymes,
    my verses are the drug, injected into your bloodstream,
    conditioning by nearly killing is the point of this scheme,
    you're left emotionally crippled from my pseudoscience,
    never again will you desire "a bit of the old ultraviolence,"
    can't rhyme crappily, robbed of what little offense you had,
    turned into society's bitch, you can't even get mad,
    now step to me again and I'll be happy to inflict more pain,
    next time I'll verbally rape you, while "singing in the rain."
     
  4. drexlersdad

    drexlersdad SABAS

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    Looks like your batteries dead, here ill give you jump
    and send a current through your bones till your goosebumps bump
    you had me actually waiting for this same tired old shit?
    If i was you, and thank god im not, id have already quit
    get out the cockpit, bitch you aint a movie critic
    like gene siskel with cancer, you better call in sick
    i eat rated r serrated blotter paper, you huff glue
    you are pg at best, like a porn ill have to snuff you
    triple xxx from a lot of sex, look at my checks
    your bank ledger is lean, i mean what u expect?
    I wreck cars and close bars and pimp on your girl
    take her back to my place give her a necklace of pearls
    so belittle my avatar, it can always be switched
    im at the milk bar, with a big smile and your bitch
     
  5. Chutney

    Chutney MON-STRAWRRR!!1!

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    I got my own problems with rappers from the newer generation,
    When I drop perfection, they bitch instead of showing admiration,
    I don't mass produce garbage like you, I take time to create,
    Living proof that good things happen to those who can wait,
    My rhymes are refined and made potent over the course of 2 days,
    While you write up crap in half that time, post it expecting praise,
    Its sad that this pays, I could check tomorrow and won't be amazed,
    If your verse is remixed with Weezy or Jeezy: the new BET craze,
    Your claims are empty, your words beyond anyone's comprehension,
    Your entire verse was more arbitrary than KC and pegs' suspension,
    Truth is, I've got you intimidated, the evidence couldn't look worse,
    Right after I post, you change your avatar to undermine my verse,
    That doesn't bother me though, my rhymes stand the test of time,
    While yours will be remembered as rap history's greatest crime.
     
  6. drexlersdad

    drexlersdad SABAS

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    dont try to act cool, i bring the heat to you fool
    i bang your girly in the pool and then i take you to school
    for a lesson, you cant tell your cabbage from your lettuce
    silly rabbit, make you sicker than a german porno fetish
    if you dare to try and digest it, youll get arrested
    your a mess, and every line you spit is shit and gets bested
    get a clue and take a hint, your rhymes go south bitch
    i bring the pain between your ears like guns in the mouth bitch
    easily the one to be, i help u see, u must agree
    you cant dispute my pedigree, i got the loot, you got disease
     
  7. Jurassic

    Jurassic Trend Setter

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    So we just vote directly in the thread?

    My vote is for Chutney.
     
  8. Денг Гордон

    Денг Гордон Member

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    My vote is for Chutney. Drexlersdad actually went on a vicious attack. Chutney had better style and flow, but his attacks were a little light in number. drexlerdad's attacks were rather horrible most of the time, and he needs to work on having more creativity and coherence in his attacks. His flow and style were also horrible. Chutney has good flow and style, but he has to work in more attacks, and when he isn't attacking, he should be leading up to an attack. Don't talk about how great you are and how bad your opponent is, SHOW ME.
     
  9. DynastYWarrioR6

    DynastYWarrioR6 JBB SmurfY

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    Chutney's flows really flowed. It was very smooth and it moved along well, like he was telling a story. I want attacks, and not your played out attacks either. However, Chutney's verses overall were much better.

    Chutney ftw.
     
  10. drexlersdad

    drexlersdad SABAS

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    haha i figured i would win 3-2 because i went first and last. no worries yall.
     
  11. huevonkiller

    huevonkiller Change (Deftones)

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    I vote for Chutney.

    I liked how Drexler started but I felt Chutney's lyrics were slightly more clever and quite relevant to drexler's ex-avatar/personality. The Clockwork Orange weaving in the first verse was brilliant Chutney.
     
    Last edited: Oct 20, 2008

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