In general I agree, but America the Beautiful is a great song as sung by Ray Charles and The Star Spangled Banner is a great song as sung by Marvin Gaye. The reason I quoted this post though is it reminded me of something else. Why is it that after 9/11 we suddenly felt the need to sing God Bless America as well as, or instead of, Take Me Out to the Ballgame at baseball games? We're supposed to eat peanuts and cracker jacks and root for the home team and get away from things at baseball games, not thinking and singing about wether God blesses America.
Just be glad they didn't make you sing this: Memories Light the corners of my mind Misty watercolor memories Of the way we were Scattered pictures Of the smiles we left behind Smiles we gave to one another For the way we were barfo
Ooh, soccer fans. Soccer is a sport invented before modern technology, played by people who had plenty of grass and enough pig guts to string a somewhat round ball together, a game that is only still around because there are still poor people in this world.
I don't care who bones what as long as nobody gets raped and nobody underage is involved as long as I don't have to see it or hear about it. You wanna bang a watermelon...go for it.
Basketball arenas should have an expensive section with leather recliners for rowdy fans with unlimited beers, only the fans should be chained to the seats so as not to cause riots. These fans should have designated drivers to not only take them home after the game but to escort them to the restrooms during the game.
I agree with this statement. I also agree with this one: "Anyone who claims that America is the worst country on earth but have never been to another country can suck one."
I think anyone who hasn't been to other countries but wants to claim America is the best are just using common sense. I also think that anyone who wants to claim that a shit sandwich with a side of vomit is NOT a good meal shouldn't have to try one before they make a judgement.
I think that anyone who wants to claim that a steakhouse sandwich with fries is really a shit sandwich with a side of vomit should be perfectly free to do so.
I think that anyone who wants to claim that a steakhouse shit sandwich with vomit fries is the best Burger King has to offer is probably right.
Baseball is the biggest waste of time and most boring thing ever on tv. I'd rather watch darts then watch one inning of baseball.