Young, exciting players, great personalities, a great team, and lots of coverage (which is especially nice in NC). It feels like us against the world. 'Blah blah blah I'm tired of hearing about Boston sports!' Well maybe you should ask your team to not choke in the playoffs 8iojtasdfklajfdANGELSCUBSCHARGERSROCKETSfjaklsdfhadsf. Maybe your team shouldn't sell it's soul for players like Bobby Abreu and Gary Sheffield. Maybe you should go try out for your team so you can make an impact. There should be a forum just for bashing the Patriots and Red Sox. It'd get insane traffic and Red Sox fans would have a shitty poster-free forum.
Choking fuckwits That's all they are... you lose three straight games in an LCS series, you choke/fail. you let a bad call in game 2 by a fuckhead umpire traumatize you, you choke/fail. you get raped by a team that you killed in your home field all season, you choke/fail. In closing, I'd like to say Go Rays, beat us on Thursday, in brutal fashion again, so the whole world can once again be exposed to the bunch of filthy, flaming, pouting, choking, crying babies that the Boston Red Sox are. Make it quick. You're keeping the Sox players from their vacation. They're getting butthurt.
Off-season trade/fa targets Who should the Sox pursue in the offseason to help make this abomination of a team better? I vote Ben Sheets. You can never have too many pitchers. It also helps to have fallbacks on critical game 4s as opposed to throwing some ancient fuckwadded knuckleballer who always gets lit up out there. I also vote J.J. Hardy. Make him the shortstop, play Lowrie at third. Lowell, thanks but no thanks. The Mick Mars hips are not baseball friendly. I also vote for a power hitter of some kind. Ortiz is obviously useless now, we traded Ramirez and a good prospect for Jason Bay, who can only function if he has boys to protect him. I'd like to have someone other than Dustin Pedroia that's capable of creamy fuck. There's some of mine. How about you?
Re: Choking fuckwits Too bad those shitheads with the bats aren't the least bit interested in doing dick anymore, they checked out after that cock-sucking umpire in game 2 chucked the game in the toilet. They probably hate the off day tomorrow. Its holding up their vacation.
Who needs to leave? Who needs to get the fuck out, once and for all before they poison this organization any further? -Tim Wakefield: you've lost more critical games for us and come up short in more important moments than anyone in the history of the organization. you make bill buckner look like dave roberts, on the clutch scale. you always throw this retarded knuckleball that is supposed to 'dance' (it never does), it sits right over home plate and goes 20 miles an hour. i fire kidneystones out of my cock that travel faster than that shit. you're an old fossil that was washed up when i was an infant. stop shitting all over the team i love, do us a favor, and finally leave. and tell whose cock you've sucked all these years to keep a spot on this team. everyone knows you're not here on sheer ability. -Mike Timlin: you are one of the most pitiful relief pitchers i've ever seen. every time in the past 5 years that you have taken the mound, you have literally given me blue blood and caused me to fall off my couch. you've also been giving some pretty good suckjobs to merit a spot on this team as long as you have. i hate you. you always come up short, no matter what the circumstance, and always find a way to toss a sure thing right down the toilet and flush the living fuck out of it. i think you've cost us over 40 games in total since you've been here. give us back your salary. you're a waste of money. -Julio Lugo: he's making a fat turd load of cash just sitting on the bench and picking his nose because a rookie took his job. the sox need to learn how to invest wisely. investing in this insufferable dickwad is about as useful as buying stock in macintosh, then traveling to their headquarters and burning them down. he's made me sick every time he takes the field. he committed 80 fuckin errors last year on easy fuckin plays. who knows how many he would have made this year if he didn't get a boo boo and watch a rookie take his job with little trouble Any others you can think of?
Re: Off-season trade/fa targets Sabathia? Tell him to lose 150 pounds so he doesn't get cardiac arrest pitching at fenway in a pressure situation. He's just on a contract drive anyway. Once some team gives him a truckload of cash, he'll just sit and rest like Zito. I don't want Khalil Greene. He does nothing. He can't field, if he doesn't hit homers, he doesn't hit anything. And he doesn't hit very many home runs. No way the Padres are stupid enough to deal Peavy. No way the Sux are smart enough to take him.
Who wouldn't love being a Sux fan right now? Look at the great, ambitious, dedicated team we field every day. Its like watching a bunch of retards try to fuck a doorknob.
Re: Off-season trade/fa targets Look what he turned the Red Sux lineup into. This was so painful to watch, Ortiz might as well have jumped out of the TV screen and whacked me in the nuts with his biggest ash bat.
Re: Off-season trade/fa targets Sign Teixeira. Trade Ortiz for prospects. Move Youk to 3rd and Teixeira plays first. DH Lowell. Pitching rotation looks fine for next year: Lester, Beckett, Dice-K, Masterson, Bucholz. Focus on bullpen.
Re: Who needs to leave? Normar, Pedro and Man Ram ... wait are we talking about the Sox. I'd be tempted to keep Tim but ditch Timlin. One thing is for sure, Jay Bay is 100 per cent Canadian Ass Kicking machine.
Seriously, shut the fuck up. Wakefield has over 150 wins in a Red Sox uniform. He pitched six scoreless innings in the 2004 ALCS out of the bullpen on consecutive nights. He gave up the homerun to Aaron Boone the night before, but we wouldn't have been in game seven if he hadn't pitched 13 innings of three run ball. He wasn't the one who gave up three runs in two innings. Let's look at his record over the last four seasons; 50-45. Pretty fucking solid if you ask me. Now, Mike Timlin. Remember 2003 playoffs? Yeh, he didn't give up a run then. How about saving the 1992 WS for the Braves? Doesn't he have like 1,050 appearances in his career? I think that's a record or something. Hey, I have an idea; let's put JC Romero in the setup roll. Oh wait, Mike Timlin won that spot back too. He's a vertran that the bullpen lacks and a team leader. Lugo was a mistake. He can't hit to save his life, and his defense has been suspect, but he's a great clubhouse guy which counts for something. Now he's a utility man, adding speed off the bench. And WTF @ attacking Theo? Did you forget that he was the one who single-handedly signed Curt Schilling and Keith Foulke? Remember that trade that won us the World Series? Yeah, I'd much rather have Doug Maribelli coming off the bench to pinch run for Millar than Dave Roberts. They were pretty good in 2007. I think he did something regarding Hanley Ramirez...oh yeah, he drafted him. Have you looked at our farm system lately? I'm not even going to waste my time typing up how fucked we'd be if Theo hadn't drafted them. And yes, he has a bigger hand in the draft than any other GM. I'm done with this. Seriously, I deserve to be a mod above you. I have more quality posts in my 50 or so than you do in your 2k or whatever. This post alone would make up for half the words you type in one month. You have no respect for the team, but I can understand; you were too immature to appreciate the 2004 WS.
