Haloween Costume Ideas

yeah right. you know how many people will buy me tequila shots if I'm a mexican? not to mention all the hootin' and hollerin?

dammit, my megaphone is in oregon. that would have been chapelle-esque!

 

[uncomfortable silence]

 

bump. what's everyone dressing up as?

 

Not wearing Halloween gear. I'll be wearing RED Blazer gear and going to the Rose Garden.

 

dress up as santa.

 

I still haven't gotten my costume...maybe thursday night. thinking about being the dude who sells flowers at clubs.

 

Yeah... I do like the bad Santa thing. I did it a couple times back in the day..... long before Billy Bob Thornton made that movie. It was a hoot. Drunk chicks dig Santa. Its a great costume for Halloween.

 

How bout as a doctor who does breast exams?

 

i'm still trying to figure out what to be this year.

the past 3 years i've been a flower, a plaid pink rabbit(definitely my least favorite of the three), and a dinosaur.

the flower was definitely the best. got a green unitard and a flower head. not the most comfortable thing to wear obviously, but everyone loved it.

 

Hmm... Kurt Rambis in the 80's or Towlie from South Park

 

Like I said, I'm pretty pissed about Oden and may just stay home on haloween and watch basketball. If I do go out, I'm going in my Oden jersey with bandages, bruises and crutches.

 

I bailed on Frankenstein, because I'm supposed to go to my kids' daycare Halloween party tonight in costume, and I'm just too lazy to hassle with makeup.

So I went to the store and bought a new plunger, I'm putting on a work shirt and some old jeans, and I'm scribbling "JOE" on a name tag.

















You guessed it. Joe The Plumber.

Because nobody is sick of hearing about him.

The all-time cheapest, laziest costume this side of "I'm going as myself."

 

I am going as Frankenstein also -- i 'm going to use rubber wine corks for electrodes -- what do you think?

EDIT: Nevermind -- I see you bailed on Frankenstein. Joe the Plumber is a pretty good idea.

 

Nice. Don't forget the wayyyy too small jacket, white t-shirt and clogs.

 

BTW--If you can do this, you'll be a stud:

 

me my lady and websters dictionary are all going to the game in red (sans the lady,she'll be in costume) then going out in costume dressed up from the 80's.
I going to wear those plastics shades with neon blue trim on the sides, a black "made in the 80s" tee with tetris screen print on the background, tight black jeans, and some vans style slip ons black and neon blue + those neon wearable glosticks..should be epic considering we're going to 80's night

 

i think im going as white trash next year

 

meh, i might go to a party tomorrow now. guess i'll be oden. is painting my face brown a no-no?