Who is this dude at 0:58? [video=youtube;kA_IM6viUCI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kA_IM6viUCI[/video]
Ryan can't run fast. he can't jump. He just doesn't seem to be athletic at all. He looks like he does nothing particular well. Everyone underestimates him. But at the end of the day, he wins. Thus, I propose, "the Tortoise."
That's a weird one, but then again it is coming from The Dumpy! I would enjoy yelling out "Big Daddy" during broadcasts. ...but as for his nickname I have no idea.
I've asked you before to call me either the Dumpy of the Telestrator or the Czar of the Dumpster. Haven't you been getting my e-mails?