Actually I have my assistant do all of my correspondance via YES for me. Her name is C.G. Rhonda-Williams. She can be a bit too friendly and informal when it comes to emails, however.
It's gotta be The Ryan King. (1) It pisses off Brook because of the Disney connection. (2) Puts LeBron in his place with his stupid nickname. (3) Most importantly, it gets in a subtle Elton John reference.
According to some fans here Ryan Anderson has incredible potential. I have followed the NBA for more than 20 years and have never heard fans talk so highly of a player. So I think Ryan Anderson's nickname should be '30/20' as in a 30 ppg and 20 rpg player.