OMG ROLMAO Reminds me of a funny story. My wife and I bought a neighborhood grocery in SE in 1986, which we remodeled and then ran for a couple of years until we sold the business. Anyway, one of the first things I did was get rid of the fortified wines and replace them with Oregon wine and some nice imported stuff. Had to get rid of quite a bit of Mad Dog. Pretty much a whole grocery cart full. Didn't know what to do with the stuff so we took it down to the North Park blocks, put it in a cart and wheeled around the area passing it out to old winos. OMG, what a time we had.... we opened up a few bottles ourselves, took a few nips, and had a bunch of guys following us around drinking. We were treated like freaking heros. Gods. It was amazing.