Check out these Chuck Norris-esque Anthony Morrow facts. Props to the people who made them and the guy who compiled them. http://anthonymorrowfacts.blogspot.com/ Some of my favorites: FACT: Barack Obama has named Anthony Morrow Secretary of Offense. (jonesbball, ww.net) FACT: People yell out "Kobe!" when they shoot the J. Kobe yells out "Morrow!" (daddy, warriorsworld.net) FACT: Stuart Scott follows Anthony Morrow with both eyes. (live, ww.net) FACT: On the first day, God created light. On the second day, Anthony Morrow shot the lights out. (live, warriorsworld.net) FACT: Anthony Morrow can put a dime in a parking meter from 15 feet. (Billy Hoyle, warriorsworld.net) FACT: Anthony Morrow hits the net so often it wants to cuddle with him after the game. (The Big Rebounder, warriorsworld.net) FACT: Anthony Morrow is the best in-your-face shooter since Dick Cheney. (ali hoop, warriorsworld.net) FACT: Anthony Morrow only steps on the court because scoring 40 on the bench didn't seem sporting. (audiotistic, warriorsworld.net) FACT: Anthony Morrow was born on the grassy knoll. (The Big Rebounder, warriorsworld.net) FACT: Anthony Morrow doesn't dunk... because it only counts as two points. (daddy, warriorsworld.net) FACT: A missed shot by Anthony Morrow can cure cancer. Too bad he doesn't miss. (waazup, warriorsworld.net) FACT: Anthony Morrow's mother felt no pain during birth. He doesn't hit rims. (Chris C, warriorsworld.net) FACT: Anthony Morrow fired Robert Rowell for salary protection. (live, warriorsworld.net) FACT: Anthony Morrow can shoot a square peg into a round hole. (live, warriorsworld.net)
