Anthony Morrow facts (hilarious)

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  1. Run BJM

    Run BJM Heavy lies the crown. Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Check out these Chuck Norris-esque Anthony Morrow facts. Props to the people who made them and the guy who compiled them.

    http://anthonymorrowfacts.blogspot.com/

    Some of my favorites:
    FACT: Barack Obama has named Anthony Morrow Secretary of Offense. (jonesbball, ww.net)

    FACT: People yell out "Kobe!" when they shoot the J. Kobe yells out "Morrow!" (daddy, warriorsworld.net)

    FACT: Stuart Scott follows Anthony Morrow with both eyes. (live, ww.net)

    FACT: On the first day, God created light. On the second day, Anthony Morrow shot the lights out. (live, warriorsworld.net)

    FACT: Anthony Morrow can put a dime in a parking meter from 15 feet. (Billy Hoyle, warriorsworld.net)

    FACT: Anthony Morrow hits the net so often it wants to cuddle with him after the game. (The Big Rebounder, warriorsworld.net)

    FACT: Anthony Morrow is the best in-your-face shooter since Dick Cheney. (ali hoop, warriorsworld.net)

    FACT: Anthony Morrow only steps on the court because scoring 40 on the bench didn't seem sporting. (audiotistic, warriorsworld.net)

    FACT: Anthony Morrow was born on the grassy knoll. (The Big Rebounder, warriorsworld.net)

    FACT: Anthony Morrow doesn't dunk... because it only counts as two points. (daddy, warriorsworld.net)

    FACT: A missed shot by Anthony Morrow can cure cancer. Too bad he doesn't miss. (waazup, warriorsworld.net)

    FACT: Anthony Morrow's mother felt no pain during birth. He doesn't hit rims. (Chris C, warriorsworld.net)

    FACT: Anthony Morrow fired Robert Rowell for salary protection. (live, warriorsworld.net)

    FACT: Anthony Morrow can shoot a square peg into a round hole. (live, warriorsworld.net)
     
  2. umair

    umair "Never underestimate the heart of a champion."

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    lmaoo!!
     
  3. BasX

    BasX I Win

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    Awesome.
     
  4. AlleyOop

    AlleyOop JBB JustBBall Member

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    Hilarious!
     
  5. HiRez

    HiRez Overlord

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    I love the Dick Cheney line.
     
  6. huevonkiller

    huevonkiller Change (Deftones)

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    Nice find. :]

    I like the cancer one.
     

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