When: today Where: television Flashback: Let's take these bitches down. Let's do this bro. I hate LA. City of dogshit. We will show them what Canada is all about. Word. Bring it. Jesus... we're getting embarrassed on our homecourt! By fucking Canadians! Hey Kobe, how does my ass taste? This shit is just getting started. AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! No way... This isn't good. Jalen is powering up. I was not expecting this. What now LA!!! Fuck you!!! *end of the first half* Kobe: What the hell is that thing. Gump: I dunno... Jalen isn't human. He's playing like Vince in his prime. Hey Kobe! What are we going to do? What are you going to do? We can't lose to Canadians. I'm scared! I got an idea... Kobe: Machine! Sasha: Wat. Kobe: I need your help. Give me the device. Sasha: Device isn't working yet. Machine is not fully activated. Device not safe for use. Too powerful for man. You won't be able to control it. Kobe: Without the device, we will be destroyed. Give it to me. The city, team, we need the device. Sasha: You humans are foolish. Don't tell me I didn't warn you. Kobe: thanks *Machine transfuses device and power to Kobe* Time to ball. Yo wut up LA bitches. Welcome to another twenty-four minutes of destruction. I will try to make it as painless as possible. Ah! Swish! New energy... I sense something is amiss. *Lakers have taken 10 point lead* Yeah bitches! Machine ftw! No Kobe... Please stop! You win! I can't take this anymore! I'm Canadian! Canadian! We are pussies! I can't stop it Jalen. I wish I could. It can only stop once I wear it down long enough. Shit's just getting started. 81 points! *Machine, powering down* Shit has run its course. Kobe you did it! Your more powerful that I thought. I wasn't gonna let us lose to some dirty Canadians! Damn, I'm gonna make another baby tonight!
Lol...nice. After every game they should show the best domination of that particular team...good stuff
Raps made a nice little run, but the Lakers answered back. Ariza with a nice block on Humphreys and makes both free throws. Farmar with a wide open three. Lakers lead by 8.
Early Luke sighting. He comes in, makes a nice pass to Kobe for a dunk. Misses a three pointer. Timeout Phil.
Another nice pass by Luke. This time, he gets a rebound on one side of the court, and passes it all the way to the other side of the court to Kobe for the dunk! LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKE, nice to see him out there again. He's looked pretty decent. Stu Lantz ftw though: "that what you need to do, keep your head up after getting the rebound and not have your head down like your looking for lost money" I love Stu.
Almost is the key word Missed this game due to a niece's birthday at Chuck E Cheeses. still haven't fixed my computer.
