I don't see how a 10 stitch wound is possible in that scenario, unless he was having sex with or on the knife. Or unless they were very small stitches, or it was a very very big knife, or his skin is very thin. I suspect he fell off the back of Monta Ellis' moped onto the knife. barfo
Knife slips, slices his arm open. I'll bet it happens hundreds of thousands of times a day in America. Millions of times. Knives are death traps.
No they aren't. A trap would be more like something that hurts you that you wouldn't expect to. I don't buy it because of the 8 am part. It would be more realistic if it were noon.
Clearly, we need knife control laws in this country! Knives everywhere are out to maim and kill innocent people!
I don't know what happened, but it wasn't weirder than crashing a car while masturbating, then crashing another car into a moving train. Eddie Griffin, RIP. You could drive the lane, but not the highway.
Well if Michael Scott can step on a Forman Grill while cooking bacon in bed, then I guess I should compliment Rose on his healthy breakfast choices.
Because of the tendency to remember the bizarre. It's like "man bites dog". No doubt hundreds of players have lost time due to an ankle sprain, but what is so remarkable about that? As to the cut being too big, as a cook, I have to think he was using the wrong knife. A lot of people do slice apples before eating them, but all that takes is a paring or fruit knife, not a 12" carving knife or chef's knife.
