Alright...so I did something at the concert that Im usually 99.9% against...I cheap shot a dude with the cleanest, hardest shot I have ever landed in my life and I dont feel bad one bit...here's why... So Im at the show last night, have a nice jack and coke buzz going. Going in the mosh pit every other song, its hell getting old. So anyways Im taking a song off from the pit and sorta off to the side of the crowd and I see a fight about to start. When Im drunk I have a tendency to be the peacemaker, maybe I should have let them go at it but I didnt. They are both eyeballing each other down about to throw a punch and I slowly get in between them to separate them. I do it very respectfully, not pushing hard and making eye contact with both to show Im there just to separate and not take sides. They separate, everything is cool, I get props from a few for defusing the situation, all is good...for now. So both of those guys face the stage to watch the show but one is standing behind the other with about 15ft of clear space between them. I see that guy has the look in his eye like he is about to cheap shot the guy from behind. I walk over to him and say something like "its all good, dont think about cheap shoting him, thats not cool". He looks at me and I notice he is wearing a mouthpiece...this shirtless, wanna be badass dude had been looking for a fight. He says "dont get involved" I say "its all good, no prob" and walk away...I DONT START FIGHTS. So I go away and stand about 10 feet away from him and start watching the show again. I thought that was the end of it....wrong About 3 min later I get sucker punched from behind to the side of my head! He then tries to do some tackle on me and I slip around and by the time we fall to the ground I have him in a head lock asking him what the fuck his problem was. We get pulled apart and I see him with a stupid smile on his face gesturing to "come here" but I didnt try to, and other people pulled him far away. I have NEVER cheap shoted anybody in my life but I decided to show him how to make a cheap shot count... I knew he was in the mosh pit and I knew he would be stupid enough to come back to rest in the same area as I was, so I waited...I finally see him coming out of the pit and lined him up and laid the most perfect elbow/forearm I have ever thrown in my life. His legs crumbled so damn fast, it was amazing. If you play golf, my elbow I threw felt like a perfectly hit driver, barley feels like you touched the ball but it goes 320 yards. He curls into a ball with his hands over his head on the ground and I land a punch to his jaw. People get between us but I was done anyways...I think he was out cold because he was getting dragged away... The dude got exactly what he deserved, the worst black eye he ever will have, a possible broken nose, and a really bad headache, and I dont feel remorseful at all. FYI That was the first time I threw a punch since college when my friend was thrown threw a sliding glass door. (more than 5 years) ...had to tell my story edit: oops, can a mod correct the spelling in my title
Re: So I kncoked somebody out at the Lamb of God concert... I didn't read it. You are a dick. JUST kidding. It is snowing in vegas now. Later
Re: So I kncoked somebody out at the Lamb of God concert... Good goin. You should have ripped his intestines out and worn them as a necklace for the rest of the show.
Re: So I kncoked somebody out at the Lamb of God concert... You did good rizzle, at least you taught that bastard a lesson to never start fights again. lol
Re: So I kncoked somebody out at the Lamb of God concert... did you go out and buy a medium ed hardy shirt today?
Re: So I kncoked somebody out at the Lamb of God concert... Wow what a pussy that guy is for wearing a mouth piece. Way to land him on his ass - never thought a Laker fan would have it in them.
He was too tall to get a knee in, he was probably 6 feet...I was thinking punch the entire time but by the time he got close to me I realized there were too many people around to get extension on a punch and then I realized he had placed himself perfectly for an elbow. Ive never thrown an elbow before last night. Took a self defense class once from an old asian dude who used to train with Chuck Norris (lol)...he showed us BRUTAL moves, not stuff you would want to do in a normal fight unless you wanted to go to jail...one thing he did teach me was proper technique for throwing different type of elbow strikes and how much more devastating they are compared to a punch...holy shit he was right
So it was you, you little bastard! Yeah, I saw what my twin brother did to you, but I'm not him! In fact we aren't even on speaking terms. Yet you put me in the hospital because you couldn't be bothered to beat up the right guy. Expect a missive from my lawyers. barfo
lol...i made real sure it was him before I did anything...last thing I would want to do is pull a Ron Artest
This is the only part I have a problem with: If you'd knocked him down and he had curled into a ball (I can't think of a more submissive pose), why did you need to punch him? Of course, it's easy for me to judge. I haven't been in a fight (thankfully) for years.
Awesome read...Good goin! "Chuck Norris fell in a river, he didn't get wet. But the river got Chuck Norris!!! lol
