Girlfriend during the game

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  1. Master Shake

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    I meant my computer you idiot.
     
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    You have a computer?
     
  3. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    I'm totally a supporter of the "have your own passions" philosophy, but she insists on watching with me. I know she just wants to be with me, but I'm not used to having someone hanging off of me when I'm trying to watch the game. I'd prefer she just surfed the net or something. I think the problem is that she has such a small house, there's really nowhere else for her to go.
     
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    nope. that is why i was confused.
     
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    Shake uses the computer at the library. The lil whore of the town.
     
  6. Master Shake

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    Don't insult Shake. His computer is a slut. A whore starts up for money.

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    send her to the kitchen to make food.
     
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    Uh, get a clue, Nate. She was turned on by your response to the game. Women dig it when a guy is a real guy, and get all heated up by something like NBA basketball. It's an affirmation of your masculinity, and it makes her feel more feminine, too.

    That's the end of my psychotherapy session. Your charge is $150.00.

    That is all.
     
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    funbags makes me turn the game off and screw her silly, gets a kick out of it. makes me put it on the spainish channel.

    i love the blazers, but sex still wins.

    haha no doubt, same here, she is all over me as soon as the game comes on.
     
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    Cut your losses...NOW
     
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    Get your girlfriend to start liking the team. That's what I did with mine, and she actually enjoys watching the games now. Her favorite Blazer is Joel. And let me tell you, sex is wonderful after a Blazer win.
     
  13. Natebishop3

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    She loves Rudy.

    Good point Shooter/Talkhard. I never thought of that.
     
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    Divorce.
     
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    My girlfriend tries to talk to me, not about anything important just chit chat. She talks and then I say HUH?

    Over and over.
     
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    Dump her.
     
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    My ex hated the Blazers... but would cheer me on while we were at a game or while they were on tv. But actually last week we got into a huge fight about the blazers, and we arent even together now.
     
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    Keep her.
     
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    Don't tell me. She wants Oden to get more minutes, right?
     

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