Under The Microscope: tim's Answers

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  1. tim

    tim Respect JPJ

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    Al Jefferson is my favorite Timberwolf. Is he yours?
    Probably. It's kind of lame to have the best player as your favorite though IMO. My other favorites are Brewer and Gomes. Al is turning into such a stud though

    What are your general feelings toward Boston teams (Celtics, Red Sox, Bruins, Patsies if you swing that way)? (like, hate, neutral)
    Teams? I love them. They have Moss, former Viking. Then they have of course KG. For me at least, they have teams that fans can really get behind. The fans on the other hand....oh my. So damn obnoxious. Thinking they are so hot, ever since that first Red Sox title, they've annoyed the hell out of me.

    Have you ever seen interracial pornography?
    Ummmmm, yes.

    Have you ever been to the Free Geek in Minneapolis-Saint Paul, Minnesota? If so, what did you think? If not, why not and when do you plan to correct that mistake?
    Never been to it, no. To correct my mistake, I plan to smash my laptop with my baseball bat immediately after I finish this UTM.

    If you were given a deal where one of your favorite teams would win the championship but the others would be at the bottom of their league for the next 15 years, would you take it? Which team would you want to win the championship?
    No, it wouldn't feel legitimate at all. Even though I don't really think that they would win in the next fifteen years anyway, just because of my luck. I want my first title for one of my teams to come fairly, even if I have to wait for a long time.


    Which deceased musical artist do you miss the most?
    That's a tough question. It has to be between John Lennon and Jimi Hendrix. I would have to say Hendrix simply because seeing someone with that kind of talent and stage presence live would be such a treat. No disrespect to Lennon, but I was not a fan of his solo stuff, whereas the Hendrix Experience was just as good as the Band of Gypsies.

    What's up with your love for BigBeautifulWomen
    I like it more.

    Link to the thread where you got them to vote for you?
    http://bbwforums.net/forum/showthread.php?t=25572
    The funny part is I didn't even start the thread. Someone else came up with the idea

    Will you ever come back? More importantly, can you bring CB32 back?
    Ouch, that hurts man. No, I won't come back as an active member. I will post though.

    What do you think of Bassy?
    He has really underachieved this year. I think that the Wittman effect really got to him, and that messed up his confidence. Kevin Ollie is now the backup point guard.

    Does the Roy for Foye deal still sting?
    Fu......joking. But yes, yes it really does.

    Will Minnesota ever make it anywhere with McHale still at the helm?
    :lol:

    HE'S GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Yeah I'm going to need the link you used to block rush the voting process, or the PM you sent to garner votes.
    Already answered dawwwwwwwwg. Why are you banned?

    Favorite benefit of the ex-mods team?
    If I say, I'll probably end up in the same position as you.

    Kevin Love or Brook Lopez?
    Kevin Love. Better shooter, rebounder, passer, more potential. I think that what you see is what you get with Brook Lopez. Love has so much more room to grow. Lopez has talent, don't get me wrong, I just don't see him getting any better. Plus I hate his voice.
    Brook Lopez or OJ Mayo?
    Mayo. Damn McFail.

    Favorite hip hop artist?
    Has to be Talib Kweli. Amazing lyricist, fantastic beats, and raps with a cause. I really like a lot of rappers, but Talib takes the cake for me. Brother Ali and Mos Def are close behind him though.

    Do you think GMJ is illiterate? He's clearly breaking the rules by asking five questions.
    Maybe, is that why he was banned? :dunno:
    Why are the TWolves so awful?
    Easiest question so far.
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    What do you think of me as a poster?
    You're a great poster Moo. I worked under you and you really, really know your shit. Definitely top 10 poster here.

    Why am I the best sig-maker on S2? Why is your Wolves sig better than any of GMJ's?
    Because of my hot sig and you being ok with making a multiple player sig. GMJ is a pussy. (maybe that's why he got banned, that pussy)

    How did the Wolves allow themselves to lose by nearly 30 points to the NETS?
    Wow, again?
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    Do you think the KG trade was a fair one? As a follow up, how good do you think Al Jefferson will be in his prime?
    It was absolutely a fair one. We got a future All Star in Al Jefferson, good role players in Gomes and Bassy, and draft picks that will help us make things interesting in this year's draft. Getting Rondo would have been nice though. In Al's prime, I see him as a 24/14 kind of guy and one of the best, probably the second best, center in the NBA.

    Can we have Ryan Gomes back?
    NEVER

    How much blame should be put on your recently fired T-Wolves coach?
    Quite a bit.While, of course it's true that we struggled with a certain Kevin McHale at the helm as VP of basketball operations, trading away All Star after All Star, he still had a team that looked better than they did the previous year. Only problem is they didn't play any better at all, I'd go as far as to say they played worse in fact. The wrong people were playing and the right people were sitting on the bench, watching us lose night after night. While I wasn't expecting a winning season or anything like that, I, and I'm guessing most people, expected some sort of improvement. When you're the coach and you don't improve a team whose roster is obviously upgraded from the previous year, it's time to make a change.

    Season reflections on your Vikes?
    At first, I was very disappointed; I expected us to make a run for the Super Bowl this year. At this point, even with us most likely making the playoffs, I do not expect us to win it all, sadly. AD has been wonderful of course, Tavaris has looked good the last two games, and the defense is the defense. But all in all, a ring looks unlikely. We have been up and down the whole year, hopefully we can finish on a high note.

    If you were the GM of the Wolves what would be the first couple of moves you'd make?
    That's a complicated question, it really depends on what other teams would like. I would definitely go for a true point guard. We really need somebody who can truly run this offense and do it consistently. None of our 1's have done that this year. Secondly, I would try to do something with our two mid-first round picks. Either try to deal for a higher pick, or get an already legit stud.

    Name three places you've been that you think no other regular poster on S2 has visited.
    Edina Minnesota, Bemidji, Minnesota, and Hibbing, Minnesota.

    What are your five desert island albums?
    Led Zeppelin I, RHCP-Blood Sugar Sex Magik, Black Star Album, Hendrix- Are You Exprienced?, Led Zeppelin IV.

    If you could choose, how would you like to die?
    Getting put to sleep I guess. Something painless and peaceful.

    oh, and
    How do you respond to 1. d4?

    Yes.

    Why Did you Betray Us?
    Because I found a place that I like more and has a more active all around NBA section

    who persuaded you to betray us?
    Myself
    Mayonaise or Ketchup?
    :lol:
    I hate them both

    I have another one.

    How would you poison someone so you weren't identified by the police?

    I don't know Dumpy, you tell me....

    Probably slip something into one of their drinks...lame I know.


    Who do you think was/is the best RB ever?
    Has to be Barry Sanders. I love Walter Payton and Jim Brown, but Sanders just knew how to do everything and when to do those things. He was powerful when needed, but he was most known for his amazing finesse and ability to maneuver around players. Best ever

    If your answer isnt Barry, are you on crack?
    Woo!!
    Is Nevermind the greatest Album ever made?
    No, but I like your taste. I would say that Led Zeppelin I is the best album ever made.

    If Rudy Gay ever played for the T-Wolves and won a championship would you buy his jersey?
    I don't like jerseys. I may get one of those t-shirt jerseys though. Gay is a stud.

    ....just realized why that would be weird. I would still though, yes. :D


    name your three biggest pet peeves at the moment.
    When people mistake good with well. "He played good!"....NO!!!! He played WELL!!! Also on message boards when people say your instead of you're and vice-versa.

    Name three things that, if you didn't do before you died, you'd be disappointed about it.
    1. Have sex. I'm still young, so I feel good about my odds on that one.
    2. Meet Kevin Garnett. Never happened in all his years here. I'm still hoping that day will come
    3. Meet John Frusciante. My absolute favorite musician. I would love to meet him and just talk to him.

    If money was no object, how would you like to spend your days?
    Morning-Wake up, go to this amazing pancake house right near my house every morning and read. (yes, kids do read today!)
    Afternoon- play basketball and catch a Twins, Vikes or Wolves game, depending on the day.
    Night- Continue to figure out a way to have sex with Megan Fox and Jessica Alba at the same time.

    McHale or Wittman? Why?
    McHale, he coaches. Simple.

    Are the coaches in Minnesota ruining Foye or is Foye just inconsistent?
    He's been under 3 different coaches now and has always been inconsistent. I don't think it's the coaching anymore.

    Favorite Sports moment?
    Being at the Wolves game when Kevin Garnett scored every field goal of the fourth quarter to get the Wolves into the Western Conference Finals. Last time we were in the playoffs, sadly.

    Who is your second favorite NBA team?
    It's actually the Clippers. Don't ask why, I won't have an answer for you. Also the Celtics of course, with KG there and all.

    Who is your favorite Blazer?
    LaMarcus Aldridge. The kid is so long and talented and has more potential than people are giving him credit for.

    You've already been asked about the Timberwolves, so what do the Twins and Vikings need to do in the offseason?
    Both of those teams are very young, but very good. They both should just let the young guys (Mauer and Morneau, Peterson and K-Will) take them where they need to be.

    And as a bonus ...

    Am I not the best person you have ever come into contact with??

    You're very boring and I hate you.
    :devilwink:

    What do you think about white people?
    Ummmmm, they're nice?.....:dunno:

    Who do you thjink is the worlds sexiest man.. excluding yourself?
    John Frusciante. Most awesomest person ever.

    How many kids do you want in the future?
    2 at most, I think I would prefer 1.

    How many years til the T'wolves make the playoffs?
    I'm saying 2 not counting this year. Wait until they make some more draft picks. Also, they have the ability to make 2 max contract offers in 2010. Fuckin huge!!!

    Why do the Raptors suck?
    I dunno, it wasn't Mitchell's fault though

    How come Toronto is not very good?
    I dunno, it wasn't Mitchell's fault though

    Is what way would you describe the 08/09 Toronto Raptors team other than fucking shit?
    I dunno, it wasn't Mitchell's fault though
     
  2. gambitnut

    gambitnut Freek

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    Nice read!

    And then donate it to Free Geek, right?

    He's never had a good NBA coach. I've always thought that if he had a good coach that would let him play his style he'd be pretty good. What do you think would have happeneed if he had gone to Louisville and played for Pitino?

    Ever been to Blaine or Cottage Grove (name is Blaine and have family in Cottage Grove, Oregon)? If so, what are they like?

    Why?:lol:

    Good pick.

    I always knew you have good taste.
     
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    huevonkiller Change (Deftones)

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    Not bad man, I'll add some more thoughts later.
     
  4. tim

    tim Respect JPJ

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    bump

    Respond and make me feel worth something!!!
     

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