Need input: Should I burn this Blazers shirt?

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  1. hasoos

    hasoos Well-Known Member

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    :ghoti:So I have this long sleeved Blazers shirt that I picked up for this season. Every fargin time I have worn it the Blazers have lost(8 times). So let's hear the opinions. Should I burn it? Should I sacrifice it to the basketball gods? Should I serve spaghetti on it in order to appease the giant spaghetti monster? Or am I just freaking out over some weird superstition....:ghoti:
     
  2. Darkwebs

    Darkwebs Awakened to emptiness Staff Member Moderator

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    Wear it tonight and see what happens.
     
  3. DaRizzle

    DaRizzle BLAKER

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    freak
     
  4. hasoos

    hasoos Well-Known Member

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    Aaah man I don't want to give the Blazers another L...:devilwink:
     
  5. Darkwebs

    Darkwebs Awakened to emptiness Staff Member Moderator

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    How about you keep the shirt, but wear it when we play the Thunder at the Rose Garden. I think we can win that game, haha.
     
  6. SheedSoNasty

    SheedSoNasty Well-Known Member

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    Just don't wear it. Maybe once we secure a playoff spot you can test it out again to see if it's truly cursed. :)
     
  7. ehizzy3

    ehizzy3 RIP mgb

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    burn that muthafucka down
     
  8. JFizzleRaider

    JFizzleRaider Yeast Lords Global Moderator

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    agreed. Only wear it when we are guaranteed to be in the playoffs
     
  9. hasoos

    hasoos Well-Known Member

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    Testing the shirt on an important playoff game? No way!!! That game is way too important to test the shirt on...unless...it is the opposite at playoff games!!!:tsktsk:


    Edited: Oh I see. Use it on a game after securing the playoffs, but not the playoffs. That's what I get for not paying attention!
     
  10. drexlersdad

    drexlersdad SABAS

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    lose your shirt in vegas.
     
  11. BBert

    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    There is only one way to break the bad mojo of that shirt. Give it to me. :pimp:
     
  12. blue32

    blue32 Who wants a mustache ride?

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    Burn it! i dont want another loss to the thuggets.
     
  13. Денг Гордон

    Денг Гордон Member

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    Test it on lottery night ; )
     
  14. alex42083

    alex42083 Thanks Brandon

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    Anyone else remember that red Blazer T-shirt the team sold specially made for the Laker game in 2001 at home, and we were both sitting at 42-14. We lost that game.... and I threw that shirt away immediately.
     
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    oldmangrouch persona non grata

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    The shirt must be purified!

    The best looking lady you know must watch the game while wearing the shirt as a dress...with nothing underneath. Remember to post pictures here so we can make sure you performed the ceremony correctly.
     
  16. hasoos

    hasoos Well-Known Member

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    Hey that's an amazing idea for making money. www.pornstarsinblazerjerseys.com ! :devilwink:

    Naughty Naughty!:tsktsk:
     
  17. Nikolokolus

    Nikolokolus There's always next year

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    Wear it for the first half, if the Blazers are down after two quarters take it outside, throw it on the snow, pour kerosene over it and do what must be done.
     
  18. Paxil

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    Put said shirt on Laker fan (you might have to get them very drunk or knock them out first) and see what happens. Worth a shot.
     

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