OT:HAP errr DAN is alive!

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  1. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Just heard from him. I guess he is no longer stripping, but says he's doing well!
     
  2. Sedatedfork

    Sedatedfork Rip City Rhapsody

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    Good to hear. I guess the poor economy has hit the strippers the hardest.
     
  3. BlazersBlood

    BlazersBlood It's flowing within me.

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    Yeah I heard they are kicking guys out for tipping with food stamps.

    On a funny note, my friend got us kicked out of Union Jack's for tipping a stripper with a chalupa coupon after a Blazer game.
     
  4. Sedatedfork

    Sedatedfork Rip City Rhapsody

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    That crazy Mike Rice -- always trying to use Chalupa coupons as cash.
     
  5. GoBlazersGo

    GoBlazersGo Well-Known Member

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    Good shit!

    I HATE Taco Bell's food! It KILLS me... literally, I think. However, I used to save them all season, then when I'd get bored during the summer, I'd take them all with me when I went to skate at Burnside. I'd get the bums together and sponsor a skate competition for solely Chalupas and Pabst (or Hamm's). Those dudes treated that shit like the prizes were $1,000,000 in cash and a gold medal in the Summer Olympics or something. I've never seen so many people puttin' their collective asses on the line for such prizes (other than the fruits damn-near risking their lives for a t-shirt at Blazers games sometimes). Have you ever seen a bum--that doesn't skate, mind you--*trying* to skate? On transition, no less!? I'd imagine you might have a better chance teaching a dog how to skateboard, than you would these guys. Oh well, it was good times... they always got to decide the winner(s) and then they'd end up just splitting all of the beer and Chalupas at the end anyways. I bet there were many a Dutch Oven at the hobo camp on those nights! :cheers:
     
  6. dpc

    dpc BBF refugee

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    Taco Bell is horrible. One of them burnt down in Fargo last week and a few of us celebrated. Friggin Taco Bell

    Glad to hear from your better half HCP
     
  7. BlazersBlood

    BlazersBlood It's flowing within me.

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    Dude that is fuckin funny! That should be on Youtube. Make it happen!
     
  8. BoBoBREWSKI

    BoBoBREWSKI BURP!

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    I love Taco Bell! Just ask HCP and Dobilina!
     
  9. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Beer Boy manages a Taco Bell!
     
  10. AgentDrazenPetrovic

    AgentDrazenPetrovic Anyone But the Lakers

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    taco bell rocks.
     
  11. Bob Dobalina

    Bob Dobalina Funkee Human Being

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    Yeap. He works the late shift.
     
  12. The_Lillard_King

    The_Lillard_King Westside

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    Taco Hell

    But I love the idea of giving the chalupa coupons to the homeless . . . I just won't make them dance for it. :D
     
  13. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    You are crazy! I would make a homeless chick pole dance for a chalupa in a heartbeat! I'm off to dignity village baby!
     
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    Denny Crane It's not even loaded! Staff Member Administrator

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