Some thoughts on this Blazer team

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    If Nate McMillan had played the lead in Forrest Gump Would Forrest have ever ran?

    If Rudy had played the lead in Driving Miss Daisy Jessica Tandy would have never left her house because he can't drive.

    If LaMarcus was in The Day After Tomorrow would he have froze because he forgets to inside?

    If Steve Blake was in The Big Chill he would have never gotten laid because he doesn't know how to make a pass inside.

    Why wasn't Jerryd Bayless in the movie The Bench Warmers?

    If Travis Outlaw was in the movie Deep Thorat would it be a gay movie, or be ok because he sucks so much?

    Could Greg Oden have played opposite Golie Hawn in Foul Play?



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    If Ike had been piloting the Millenium Falcon, they would've been killed at the end of Episode V since he can't jump two inches, much less into hyperspace.

    Nate's more like Saruman; he can feel the ring getting close, but it's out of his grasp and the more he tries the farther it goes away.

    Harry Potter needs to check for his Invisibility Cloak; Batum's been disappearing a lot lately.
     
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    Why could the Professor make a radio out of coconuts but couldn't repair a two foot hole in their boat? Wait what?
     
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    Nice
     
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    Here, I'll help you.

    If Kobe had been in the bar in the movie "The Accused" would the rape have ever gone to trial?
     
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    Ouch. This thread must violate the Terms Of Service somehow. Simply offensive. ;)
     
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    Dude, if you were stuck with Ginger and Mary Anne on a deserted tropical isle with no way off, would you ever figure out a way to patch the boat? Thats what I thought. :devilwink:
     
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    ^ very true...after the weekley half hour was done they were probably smoking reefer growing on the island and having orgies
     
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    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    The professor was genius. He had two hot babes on an island with a clueless dork, a fat sailor and an old, gay, married dude as his only competition. He was the one that kept sabotaging their rescue attempts - but becuase he was smart, he always made it look like it was Gilligan's fault.

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    Would the Big Bang Theory be more of a fact if Channing Frye knew how to use his size?
     
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    I gotta think with both Ginger and Mary Anne there had to be ways to get off.

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    ^very nice
     
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