...if anyone wanted to send him a card or greeting of some sort. HCP's gonna take him out drinking!!! (j/k)
By then Darius Miles will have played his two games for Memphis, gotten cut again, and returned to Portland. He'll be taking Greg out to tutor him in the art of making it rain. He'll take Greg to the Dolphin where he took Donald Dixon and they'll play with titties and benjamins until the wee hours of the morning.
I actually did get you something. You just have to invite me to a Blazer game (that you pay for... and get good seats to) and I'll be sure to give it to you then. In all seriousness, happy birthday!