Next week's headline? The Portland Trail Blazers Team Captain Brandon Roy called an emergency team meeting to discuss the players need to replace their owner and management in light of the sordid backroom emails and despicable behavior of Allen and Co. in what is fast becoming the most shameful affair to occur in the team's history. "Just when we felt we had a team the city could finally be proud of, these hooligans drag the fans back into the gutter. Well, enough is enough, and we're not going to let them do that. We're bringing in Ralph Nader to reconstruct the ownership of the team through a massive fan buyout. Ralph will assure we have open books and honest business practices in the future".
I can just imagine the team meeting you'll have Roy call when the villainous management trades away Sergio Rodriguez. It won't be pretty.
I hate it when people post threads with misleading titles. Maybe someone should start one titled, "Maris is NOT a jackass".