Because guys like you who like druggy emo girls. And Oden is gettin' that white girl. Just like USDA said.
Well maybe I'm just mad that when we had class together she'd always come in with a big sweatshirt and sweatpants on because it was 8am during the winter...so I didn't get to see that feature either. We were supposed to be working on a group project together in another class but she dropped it And she's from Scappoose (like Derek Anderson) so trailer trash isn't a bad guesstimate. And I'm sure the body gets touched-up a lot too. You'd be amazed at what they can do with photo editing.
Heh, that reminds me....when I was in the grocery business - back in my early 20's - we had a security (one-way mirrors) lookout area up above the meat department. We could also look out over most of the store from that vantage point. Anyway, us boxboys had a neat little system, in that, when we spotted a hot chick in the store, we would immediately get on the intercom system and broadcast something such as, "Code 67 on 6, please..."), which meant there was a hottie on aisle 6. The available throng would then engage to aisle 6 to get a view. Discreetly, of course. We'd all compare notes at some later point in time.