The Answer: All of the Blazers need floppy Affro haircuts

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  1. hasoos

    hasoos Well-Known Member

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    It came to me that after last night, and after watching Anderson Varjeo much of the last few seasons, that all of the Blazers need floppy affro haircuts. It is so obvious. Whenever you have a floppy affro, it exaggerates all the motion on the court, and draws fouls for you. So I say, if you can't beat them, join them. Floppy Affros for all!

    If somebody wants to throw some photoshopped pictures of Blazers with floppy affros, more power to ya.
     
  2. AgentDrazenPetrovic

    AgentDrazenPetrovic Anyone But the Lakers

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    Nope. GO needs to shave the beard.
     
  3. Boob-No-More

    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    Man, Steve Blake is going to look funny with a huge 'fro and Joel will be topping out at about 8'.

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  4. hasoos

    hasoos Well-Known Member

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    Your right. An affro that big on Joel might just up the number of shots he blocks.
     
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    Floppy or not, Oden would look awesome with a big affro and beard.
     

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