Sex, Money, or Power

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Really Lost One, Jan 28, 2009.

  1. Shapecity

    Shapecity S2/JBB Teamster Staff Member Administrator

    And I would have the power to take that all away from you. :devilwink:
     
  2. JE

    JE Suspended

    I'm with Chutney. I'm pretty cheap myself, and I'd be living comfortably for life with little to no worry about anything.
     
  3. Mr. J

    Mr. J Triple Up

    Would I be able to at least have sex with my wife?

    My option would be:

    1. Power
    2. Money
    3. Sex
     
  4. Really Lost One

    Really Lost One Suspended

    I haven't factored in marriage...

    But just to keep it simple, your sex life won't be very active at all.
     
  5. Chutney

    Chutney MON-STRAWRRR!!1!

    Porn's would still be free on the internet, right?
     
  6. Master Shake

    Master Shake young phoenix

    Reading through and realizing that Money is the number one thing, I would choose Money. Sex is great, but Money is fucking Money. Money can't buy me happiness, but I don't care cause I can buy what I want, anytime that I want.
     
  7. AhLian

    AhLian (L) China

    If everyone who chose sex is a virgin, does that make everyone who chose money homeless?

    Flawed logic.
     
  8. Run BJM

    Run BJM Heavy lies the crown. Staff Member Global Moderator

    I feel obliged to say power if it meant helping massive amounts of people. As tempting as it would be to say sex (assuming I get to keep my career path since I'm in college and, theoretically, on the path to a decent living), I just feel morally obligated to do the 'right thing' and help people via crazy power. Just imagine all of the people you can help worldwide who are oppressed, poor, sick, generally screwed because they were born into shitty situations, etc. You'd be saving lives and improving lives for millions of people. You could achieve all kinds of feats and become remembered forever in history. If you're religious (I'm not) you could even argue that after you died you could have all the sex you want once you die anyway.

    With the power route, is this assuming I keep my g/f (i.e. steady sex from one girl) and my career path (decent living and therefore decent money?). I think I'd choose power even if it meant me being a sexless, poor bastard but being able to keep the steady sex and decent money would be fantastic.

    The sex one is flawed too if you think it over. I think some of the reason behind the greatness of sex is that its not easy to get. Your dick can only handle so much sex in a given period of time. Plus you're infinitely more likely to pick up a nasty disease and even die from HIV or something. And what about the people who already get regular sex? If you're already getting it on the regular and are fine with that then power and money look a lot better.

    Money is by far the shittiest of the three IMO. I've never been much into acquiring a lot of money or power, I just want enough money to live comfortably and after that its just a pain in my fucking ass paying bills, paying taxes, paying for EVERYTHING. Drives me nuts. I wish I was a kid again and I never had to worry about fucking money. Like Big said, mo money mo problems.

    In short, the only reason I'd choose power is to help people. Not that I'm even really into helping people but I'd feel morally obligated after the way you described it... Sex is really tempting though lol.
     
  9. There's a difference between sex with one person, and sex with whomever, whenever, however you want. You could arguably use sex with celebrities to cipher money off of them and make a decent living from that, while gaining power as you gain money.
     
  10. AhLian

    AhLian (L) China

    Beat me to it.
     
  11. umair

    umair "Never underestimate the heart of a champion."

    Power definitely.
     
  12. Big Frame

    Big Frame Well-Known Member

    The reason I chose money-

    With great Power comes great responsibility, And I know id be the next GW. I dont think the US needs that right now. And I dont want my dick to fall off, becouse Id be doin that 24/7
     
  13. huevonkiller

    huevonkiller Change (Deftones)

    Spiderman movie quote? :O That's the only situation I've heard that uttered.
     
  14. NJNetz

    NJNetz BBW Banned

    I want the power to be a huevonkiller.
     
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  15. Run BJM

    Run BJM Heavy lies the crown. Staff Member Global Moderator

    Did you read my post? Let alone the original post? No shit there's a difference between sex with one person and sex with anyone. I'm saying that as awesome as that would be I'd still go with power because it'd be helping more people. And as an aside I mentioned that if you're already having steady "normal" sex with a g/f or wife then it makes power that much easier to choose.

    In the first post and other posts since it seems like its been made clear that you can't use the power/sex/money that you choose to get another one of the things on the list. Even if you could, by your logic wouldn't it make more sense to be powerful and force any girl to fuck you anywhere, any place, any time, any way you want? Then you'd have power to do anything and you'd have the sex too since you could use your power for evil (assuming you think rape is evil but then again there's plenty of dime pieces who will fuck a powerful person or a rich person).
     
  16. 44Thrilla

    44Thrilla cuatro cuatro

    Money would be an easy choice for me. Power would be cool, but it's not my style. And I think after a while, you'd get tired of having sex all the time no matter who it was with. I bet it's kinda like when you first start jerking off, and you love it so much that you just never leave your dick alone, but after a while it gets old and you start doing it less and less. At least the money would bring you much more variety in your life.
     
  17. Chutney

    Chutney MON-STRAWRRR!!1!

    [​IMG] "Did I mention the tank is a tank?"​
     
  18. bbwMax

    bbwMax Member

    I'd take the money and have a crazy party with Mrs palm and her five daughters.
     
  19. Big Frame

    Big Frame Well-Known Member

    I prefer Miss Michigan....She is a dirty lil girl :)
     
  20. Hudge

    Hudge Active Member

    Sex, I'm at a grammar school, on course to go to a good university and get a good job, I'm so vain :)
     

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