Movie Titles about players or teams

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    Erroneous Subterfuge meh

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    Hey I saw a funny thread on the ESPN forum about Movies Titles that describe certain players or teams. A few that I thought were funny are:

    Phoenix Suns - Dreamgirls
    Boston Celtics - Three Men and a Baby
    Sam Cassell - E.T.
    Greg Oden - The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
    Washington Wizards - Disaster Movie
    Yao Ming - Chinatown
    San Antonio Spurs - Cocoon
    Dikembe Mutombo - Out of Africa
    Eduardo Najera - Last of the Mohicans
    Chris Anderson - Half-Baked
    Rasheed Wallace - Menace to Society
    Phoenix Suns - Titanic
    Utah Jazz - SLC Punk!
    Tracy McGrady & Yao Ming - Rush Hour
    Eddy Curry - Brokeback Mountain
    Boston Celtics - 12 Angry Men
    Bill Russell - Lord of the Rings
    Kevin Garnett - Psycho
    Sam Cassell - Alien
    Stephon Marbury - Slumdog Millionaire
    Los Angeles Clippers - All Quiet on the Western Front
    Bruce Bowen - Push
    Shaq - Kazaam
    Ron Artest - Fight Club
    Stephon Marbury - Castaway
    Kobe Bryant - A Clockwork Orange

    A few I came up with:

    Stephon Marbury - Million Dollar Baby
    Delonte West - I am Sam
    Stephon Marbury - Uninvited
    Eddy Curry - He's Just Not that Into You
    Kevin Garnett - 10 Things I Hate About You
    Phoenix Suns - Apocalypse Now
    Andrew Bynum - The Wrestler ;)
    The San Antonio Spurs - No Country for Old Men
    Darius Miles - Unforgiven
    New York Knicks - The Wizard of Oz
    Raef LaFrentz - Gone With the Wind
    Chris Anderson - The Thing
    Pau Gasol - Little Miss Sunshine

    And of course:
    Goodfellas - Your Portland Trailblazers
     
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    Pau Gasol - Little Miss Sunshine

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    Three Men and a Baby is a good one for the Celtics....I'd change it to Two men, a douchebag and a baby, personally.
     
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    Two Men, a nutcase, and a baby.
     
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    Maurice Cheeks- Mall Cop
     
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    :biglaugh: at this thread.

    Green Card - Eduardo Najera

    The Replacements - Clippers

    Lost - Chicago Bulls

    Legally Blond - Amare Stoudamire

    How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days - Eddy Curry

    How the Grinch Stole Christmas - Darius Miles

    Unbreakable - Tracy McGrady

    Armageddon - MIXUM

    What Women Want - Rudy Fernandez

    White Men Can't Jump - Steve Nash

    Hotel For Dogs - The Staples Center

    Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood - Mike Rice!
     
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    Isiah Thomas - Punchline

    New York Knicks - The Money Pit; What's the Worst that Could Happen

    Gerald Wallace - Collateral Damage
     
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    Se7en - Brandon Roy
    The Matrix - Shawn Marion
    Get Smart - Travis Outlaw
    The Elephant Man - Reggie Evans
    San Antonio Spurs - Jaws
    Memphis Grizzlies - Unforgiven
    Greg Oden - Old Boy
    The Benchwarmers - Oklahoma City Thunder

    and finally...

    Caron Butler - Wanted
     
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    MIXUM - Groundhog Day
     
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    lol, so true.
     
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    hahaha, T-mac and Yao - Rush Hour.... So Perfect.

    Ron Artest - Mortal Kombat
    Zach Randolph - Entourage
    Seattle Supersonics - The Departed

    Bonus NFL movie
    TO/ Tony Romo - Mr. and Mrs. Smith
     

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