Hey I saw a funny thread on the ESPN forum about Movies Titles that describe certain players or teams. A few that I thought were funny are: Phoenix Suns - Dreamgirls Boston Celtics - Three Men and a Baby Sam Cassell - E.T. Greg Oden - The Curious Case of Benjamin Button Washington Wizards - Disaster Movie Yao Ming - Chinatown San Antonio Spurs - Cocoon Dikembe Mutombo - Out of Africa Eduardo Najera - Last of the Mohicans Chris Anderson - Half-Baked Rasheed Wallace - Menace to Society Phoenix Suns - Titanic Utah Jazz - SLC Punk! Tracy McGrady & Yao Ming - Rush Hour Eddy Curry - Brokeback Mountain Boston Celtics - 12 Angry Men Bill Russell - Lord of the Rings Kevin Garnett - Psycho Sam Cassell - Alien Stephon Marbury - Slumdog Millionaire Los Angeles Clippers - All Quiet on the Western Front Bruce Bowen - Push Shaq - Kazaam Ron Artest - Fight Club Stephon Marbury - Castaway Kobe Bryant - A Clockwork Orange A few I came up with: Stephon Marbury - Million Dollar Baby Delonte West - I am Sam Stephon Marbury - Uninvited Eddy Curry - He's Just Not that Into You Kevin Garnett - 10 Things I Hate About You Phoenix Suns - Apocalypse Now Andrew Bynum - The Wrestler The San Antonio Spurs - No Country for Old Men Darius Miles - Unforgiven New York Knicks - The Wizard of Oz Raef LaFrentz - Gone With the Wind Chris Anderson - The Thing Pau Gasol - Little Miss Sunshine And of course: Goodfellas - Your Portland Trailblazers
Three Men and a Baby is a good one for the Celtics....I'd change it to Two men, a douchebag and a baby, personally.
at this thread. Green Card - Eduardo Najera The Replacements - Clippers Lost - Chicago Bulls Legally Blond - Amare Stoudamire How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days - Eddy Curry How the Grinch Stole Christmas - Darius Miles Unbreakable - Tracy McGrady Armageddon - MIXUM What Women Want - Rudy Fernandez White Men Can't Jump - Steve Nash Hotel For Dogs - The Staples Center Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood - Mike Rice!
Isiah Thomas - Punchline New York Knicks - The Money Pit; What's the Worst that Could Happen Gerald Wallace - Collateral Damage
Se7en - Brandon Roy The Matrix - Shawn Marion Get Smart - Travis Outlaw The Elephant Man - Reggie Evans San Antonio Spurs - Jaws Memphis Grizzlies - Unforgiven Greg Oden - Old Boy The Benchwarmers - Oklahoma City Thunder and finally... Caron Butler - Wanted
hahaha, T-mac and Yao - Rush Hour.... So Perfect. Ron Artest - Mortal Kombat Zach Randolph - Entourage Seattle Supersonics - The Departed Bonus NFL movie TO/ Tony Romo - Mr. and Mrs. Smith