Has anyone noticed something disturbing about our starters?

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  1. B-Roy

    B-Roy If it takes months

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    Not according to MIXUM!
     
  2. yenniedn

    yenniedn Transplanted Blazer Fan

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    Hey fellas, I just wanted to let you guys know that my yellow lab is really old and I think he's lost control of his sphincter. He just craps everywhere and at random times. Poor guy.
     
  3. TripTango

    TripTango Quick First Step

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    You know what I just realized? Our coaching staff is averaging absolutely zero points per game so far this season. That's right -- not a single point! We deserve more, and I think once we have lost nine out of our next ten games, officially ending our playoff hopes for the season, you all will agree with me.
     
  4. roydezlaw

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    He must be MIXED up.

    Poor confused guy.
     
  5. hasoos

    hasoos Well-Known Member

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    There is no such thing as deserve actually if you think about it. Deserve doesn't exist. "Had it coming" is a reality however!:tsktsk:
     
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    Actually, I'm really talking about my lab. He's about 15 years old (x7 = 105 in dog years) and he really can't control when/where he poops anymore. But if you want to make the correlation to the OP, that's your perogative ;)
     
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    In that case, I feel for you. It's sad to watch a member of your family deteriorate.
     
  8. JAFO

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    You're right Jerry! But let me point out, you just signed a one year extension contract. So, what do you care?

    JAFO
     
  9. yenniedn

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    You're probably right - this team needs a front-office trade but we just don't see the warning signs yet. But we'll all see the error of our ways and eat crow later.

    Holy shit!!! I've been so preoccupied posting on this forum 26/7 that I just looked outside for the first time since we drafted Oden . . . and, contrary to the daily predictions here, the sky hasn't fallen!
     
  10. oldguy

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    Raef hasn't scored a single point this year. We are doomed if we don't make a trade by noon tomorrow. Lottery here we come.
     
  11. TripTango

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    Yes, doomed! DOOMED!

    You know what else occurred to me? If we lose all of our games for the rest of the season, we will miss the playoffs AND be the laughingstock of the league. Sad, but true. :sigh:
     
  12. KingSpeed

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    Mixum, mixum, mixum, lol. I don't know why people get riled up about you and even go so far as ignore you. You're so harmless. And you're confused. We are the 8th best team in the NBA and we are on the rise. Hollinger ranks us #5. And we're not just beating cellar-dwellers. We've beaten Boston, Denver, New Orleans, Orlando, Houston, San Antonio, Phoenix, Miami (twice), and Detroit (twice). There's simply no reason to make a trade.

    And I won't ignore you. I'll look forward to your next post.
     
  13. Da_O

    Da_O Abe Vigoda lives!

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