The day he was born the most abundant element in the universe was no longer hydrogen, it was awesomness. He's such a badass he thinks 'Lost' is predictable. Bruce Springsteen wrote 'Born to Run' immediately after pissing Bayless off.
steve francis was absolutely a point guard. maybe not the prototype pg, but that's the only position he excelled at. when teams started taking him off the ball, that's when his game completely fell apart.
Crop circles are Jerryd Bayless' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.
Yes, I think Bayless can fairly be said to possess a little bit of Steve Francis, but the trouble with comparing him to Steve Francis is that there are some fairly negative connotations to that comparison. Francis is almost as well known for being a team killing cancer, selfish, and only interested in getting his to the detriment of the team. The thing is, there are probably dozens of guards you could say Bayless reminds you of with less of a negative rep. Hell you might as well have said he reminds you of Stephon Marbury and then sat back and watched the sparks fly.
Bayless is the only person on Earth who possesses more offensive weapons than Dwight Schrute. And he eats beets. 'nuf said.
OK, I will sort of agree with that but I still think Bayless has a good chance to be a lot more well rounded player. Penetrator, Shooter, passer and tough defender with a take no prisoners attitude. I just don't think they play that similar of game IMO.
To me... Bayless has a little... Young CHauncey Billups, Monta Ellis, Rodney Stuckey, Tony Parker/Devin Harris in him. Edit - with a little Stephon Marbury sprinkled around as well.
Every time Bayless scowls, an angel gets its wings. But then he scowls again and the wings explode into flames, and the angel shrieks in a terrifying agony of charred flesh and smoldering feathers, until nothing is left but a sad, husk of a man quivering on the ground, wondering what the fuck happened. Angels really aren't big fans of Jerryd Bayless.
