well worry no more!!! 15" Ultimate Lover If you're grappling with what to get your Valentine and want to keep from striking out on February 14th, our new Ultimate Lover Bear is a great way to let your sweetheart know she's the only one who can knock you into submission. Wearing black shorts that say "You're a knockout" and a pair of black fighting gloves with red hearts, he's dressed just like an ultimate fighter and is ready to engage in his own style of mixed martial arts, giving new meaning to the term "bear hug." and get this.. it's ONLY $69.95 http://www.vermontteddybear.com/SellGroup/Ultimate-Fighter.aspx?bhcp=1
That would be awesome for about four seconds (that's what she said), then you'd be like, WTF am I supposed to do with this? Kind of like when you give a girl flowers and she has to pretend to like them. The fact that it's $70 in a recession makes so much funnier.
Staying single till you're out of college FTW. All my friends spend so much money on their girls, and I just keep saving mine up. And lol @ the tags on this thread "gayest shit ever?" "kimbo slice" "tender mclovin"
