Re: What's Happenin' Knicks?: The Lockerroom What's Happenin' Knicks?: The Lockerroom - This thread will contain a insiders view of the Knicks lockerroom, all the fun, fights, and Isiah Thomas. I look forward to telling this story and having you read it. - BCB But in order to understand whats going on you need to the Knicks players and their very unique personalities.Isiah Thomas - His scouts often called him Black Dubya because he does very little work and likes to color pictures and put them on his refridgerator. When discussing trades he often shouts down what his scouts say and calls them idiots. He's also addicted to Crest White Strips often using double what he should use. Accusations of sexual harrassment have him on the hot seat.Larry Brown - He's currently looking into coaching the Boston Celtics but says he isn't but really is. Stephon Marbury - A much different player than you think he would be. Steph is often left alone in the lockerroom. Rumors about his homosexuality have spread throughout the organization and because of it some teammates are weary of him. It has been noted that he and Channing Frye have become good friends and that Channings impressive rookie season can be attributed to Steph's teaching him post moves. In his spare time Marbury enjoys cooking out with Isiah Thomas (who lives next door) and his family. While in the lockerroom Steph plays his videogame 'NBA Ballers' which nobody bought, he often tries to get fellow teammates to play often with little success. One reason for Stephon's well documented problems has been his choice in music. His fondness for Celine Dion has caused major problems throughout his career and it got him traded from Minnesota when teammates couldn't take it anymore. Isiah Thomas has allowed Steph to play Celine's music through the lockerroom P.A. system only fueling the rumors of his homosexuality. Jalen Rose - He's glad to be playing in the big apple and because of it his posse has grown to uncharted numbers. His posse already big in Toronto has ballooned to 36 people many of woem Jalen doesn't even know. This often makes manuevering in the lockerroom tough for his teammates and little Nate Robinson. Jalen's posse is known for wearing pink suits and fur coats. Since he's been to NY Jalen really hasn't payed much attention to basketball and has been living it up. Quentin Richardson - 'AKA Oprah' because of his thick legs he's the guy that cares about winning more than anybody. Even though he doesn't play defense and shoots too many threepointers. Often after tough losses he's seen screaming at teammates who didn't play in the game (notably Jerome James). Although teammates like the spirit they think Q just likes to yell at people and is mad that singer Brandy dumped him and erased the tattoo of him that she had. Steve Francis - Ever since the loss of BFF Cuttino Mobley, Francis has almost stopped talking. Teammates rarely talk to the newly aquired Francis after he attacked Jackie Butler for stealing his arms bands (That Cuttino bought him).Jamal Crawford - He's very happy about Jalen Rose coming to town, they both went to Michigan. Their mutual hatred of Chris Webber is what keeps them close. Jamal usually just listens to rap music and stays to himself, he keeps a list of the women he's had sex with in his locker. Nate Robinson - 'AKA Monkey' he's the lockerroom favorite and the butt of short jokes. Nate has a child which at 2 years old is already half his size. Sometimes unaware Knicks staff sometimes ask if he's with a parent or guardian. Nate often has to deal with Eddy Curry who likes to pick him up and spin him.Qyntel Woods - Qyntel has had his problems in Portland and they have not stopped in NY. Alerted by his arrival the Knicks hired a drug dog team which has already discovered 17 pounds of marajuana. Qyntel is often unapproachable and speaks limited english and cannot read or write. It has been noted that he sells marajuana to Jalen Roses' posse.Eddy Curry - Eddy is a softhearted guy who gets along with everyone well, he often discusses how much he misses the deep dish pizza in Chicago. When suggested by Malik Rose, Eddy Curry turned down tips on how to improve his rebounding. Eddy doesn't take suggestions on how to improve his game because he says he's already good and it will come as he matures, 'thats how Jordan did it' he's said. Maurice Taylor - Maurice is happy about having Jalen on the Knicks, yes he's another Michigan guy. Nobody really likes Maurice because he usually smells bad and doesn't take showers. Channing Frye - He's the only bigman on this team that isn't over 280 pounds and because of the bad influences he's on the Weight Watchers plan. Channing is obsessive about about everything and will only date white women. Frye is good friends with Stephon Marbury, the two of them are inseperable.Malik Rose - He brags about his championship regularly and seems to have little affect on the Knicks because they don't really care about winning. Rose tries to do his best by suggesting things to Eddy Curry, he thinks Eddy is taking his advice to heart.David Lee - The only white guy on this team, David has taken to hiphop and is the only white member of Jalen Rose's posse. He and Nate Robinson often have dunk contests in practise that have been rumored to take 13 hours to finish.Jackie Butler - He's been rumored to have been signed just to be Jerome James' friend. Jerome James mistakingly referres to him as Jackie Robinson.Jerome James - Jerome James often sits at the end of the bench and counts the dots on the floor or sleeps. He still thinks the Sonics miss him not being there. Jerome James likes to pick on Nate Robinson because, 'he's like a little baby and it's fun to poke him.' My first report will be tomorrow so stay tuned.
Re: What's Happenin' Knicks?: The Lockerroom <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BCB @ Mar 5 2006, 03:47 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'> What's Happenin' Knicks?: The Lockerroom - This thread will contain a insiders view of the Knicks lockerroom, all the fun, fights, and Isiah Thomas. I look forward to telling this story and having you read it. - BCB But in order to understand whats going on you need to the Knicks players and their very unique personalities.Isiah Thomas - His scouts often called him Black Dubya because he does very little work and likes to color pictures and put them on his refridgerator. When discussing trades he often shouts down what his scouts say and calls them idiots. He's also addicted to Crest White Strips often using double what he should use. Accusations of sexual harrassment have him on the hot seat.Larry Brown - He's currently looking into coaching the Boston Celtics but says he isn't but really is. Stephon Marbury - A much different player than you think he would be. Steph is often left alone in the lockerroom. Rumors about his homosexuality have spread throughout the organization and because of it some teammates are weary of him. It has been noted that he and Channing Frye have become good friends and that Channings impressive rookie season can be attributed to Steph's teaching him post moves. In his spare time Marbury enjoys cooking out with Isiah Thomas (who lives next door) and his family. While in the lockerroom Steph plays his videogame 'NBA Ballers' which nobody bought, he often tries to get fellow teammates to play often with little success. One reason for Stephon's well documented problems has been his choice in music. His fondness for Celine Dion has caused major problems throughout his career and it got him traded from Minnesota when teammates couldn't take it anymore. Isiah Thomas has allowed Steph to play Celine's music through the lockerroom P.A. system only fueling the rumors of his homosexuality. Jalen Rose - He's glad to be playing in the big apple and because of it his posse has grown to uncharted numbers. His posse already big in Toronto has ballooned to 36 people many of woem Jalen doesn't even know. This often makes manuevering in the lockerroom tough for his teammates and little Nate Robinson. Jalen's posse is known for wearing pink suits and fur coats. Since he's been to NY Jalen really hasn't payed much attention to basketball and has been living it up. Quentin Richardson - 'AKA Oprah' because of his thick legs he's the guy that cares about winning more than anybody. Even though he doesn't play defense and shoots too many threepointers. Often after tough losses he's seen screaming at teammates who didn't play in the game (notably Jerome James). Although teammates like the spirit they think Q just likes to yell at people and is mad that singer Brandy dumped him and erased the tattoo of him that she had. Steve Francis - Ever since the loss of BFF Cuttino Mobley, Francis has almost stopped talking. Teammates rarely talk to the newly aquired Francis after he attacked Jackie Butler for stealing his arms bands (That Cuttino bought him).Jamal Crawford - He's very happy about Jalen Rose coming to town, they both went to Michigan. Their mutual hatred of Chris Webber is what keeps them close. Jamal usually just listens to rap music and stays to himself, he keeps a list of the women he's had sex with in his locker. Nate Robinson - 'AKA Monkey' he's the lockerroom favorite and the butt of short jokes. Nate has a child which at 2 years old is already half his size. Sometimes unaware Knicks staff sometimes ask if he's with a parent or guardian. Nate often has to deal with Eddy Curry who likes to pick him up and spin him.Qyntel Woods - Qyntel has had his problems in Portland and they have not stopped in NY. Alerted by his arrival the Knicks hired a drug dog team which has already discovered 17 pounds of marajuana. Qyntel is often unapproachable and speaks limited english and cannot read or write. It has been noted that he sells marajuana to Jalen Roses' posse.Eddy Curry - Eddy is a softhearted guy who gets along with everyone well, he often discusses how much he misses the deep dish pizza in Chicago. When suggested by Malik Rose, Eddy Curry turned down tips on how to improve his rebounding. Eddy doesn't take suggestions on how to improve his game because he says he's already good and it will come as he matures, 'thats how Jordan did it' he's said. Maurice Taylor - Maurice is happy about having Jalen on the Knicks, yes he's another Michigan guy. Nobody really likes Maurice because he usually smells bad and doesn't take showers. Channing Frye - He's the only bigman on this team that isn't over 280 pounds and because of the bad influences he's on the Weight Watchers plan. Channing is obsessive about about everything and will only date white women. Frye is good friends with Stephon Marbury, the two of them are inseperable.Malik Rose - He brags about his championship regularly and seems to have little affect on the Knicks because they don't really care about winning. Rose tries to do his best by suggesting things to Eddy Curry, he thinks Eddy is taking his advice to heart.David Lee - The only white guy on this team, David has taken to hiphop and is the only white member of Jalen Rose's posse. He and Nate Robinson often have dunk contests in practise that have been rumored to take 13 hours to finish.Jackie Butler - He's been rumored to have been signed just to be Jerome James' friend. Jerome James mistakingly referres to him as Jackie Robinson.Jerome James - Jerome James often sits at the end of the bench and counts the dots on the floor or sleeps. He still thinks the Sonics miss him not being there. Jerome James likes to pick on Nate Robinson because, 'he's like a little baby and it's fun to poke him.' My first report will be tomorrow so stay tuned.</div>LOL!Holy crap this cracked me up
Re: What's Happenin' Knicks?: The Lockerroom i'm a knicks fan and i don't know if you were trying to make a joke or if you really think you know what you're talking about. i know that all that stuff you said is not true. you're just a guy that hates us. didn't the knicks just beat ur boys? yea they did. you don't know what goes on in the lockerroom. no one does, only the players do.
Re: What's Happenin' Knicks?: The Lockerroom OMG, that is :censored2: hilarious. That just made my day right there. :HAHAHA:
Re: What's Happenin' Knicks?: The Lockerroom I don't really want LB to coach Boston, but he'd probably be better than Doc. Do you have a link saying he is looking for a job in Boston?<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (nykfan4life @ Mar 5 2006, 11:45 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>i'm a knicks fan and i don't know if you were trying to make a joke or if you really think you know what you're talking about. i know that all that stuff you said is not true. you're just a guy that hates us. didn't the knicks just beat ur boys? yea they did. you don't know what goes on in the lockerroom. no one does, only the players do.</div>There are plenty of spills. Ball boys, trainers, anyone can tall anyone about what goes on. Even the players might tell people, and then it spreads. you're being a little naive. of course he waskidding.
Re: What's Happenin' Knicks?: The Lockerroom larry said his last stop was here in ny where he grew up. no way he's going to boston. you think that they know qyntel had 17 pounds of weed? that's a felony and he'd be kicked out of the league. most of the stuff bcb said is total <Censored>.
Re: What's Happenin' Knicks?: The Lockerroom <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (nykfan4life @ Mar 5 2006, 12:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>larry said his last stop was here in ny where he grew up. no way he's going to boston. you think that they know qyntel had 17 pounds of weed? that's a felony and he'd be kicked out of the league. most of the stuff bcb said is total <Censored>.</div>You are a true genius my friend
Re: What's Happenin' Knicks?: The Lockerroom <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (blenderboy89 @ Mar 5 2006, 01:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>You are a true genius my friend </div>what's with all the sarcastic remarks all the time? it's pretty annoying. are you telling me you believe what he's saying?
Re: What's Happenin' Knicks?: The Lockerroom <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (nykfan4life @ Mar 5 2006, 12:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>what's with all the sarcastic remarks all the time? it's pretty annoying. are you telling me you believe what he's saying? </div>What im trying to tel you, is that BCB made this post as a joke, and i was referring to your comment about the weed thing. OF COURSE they would suspend him if he had that much weed.Great post tho BCB, i loved it! :HAHAHA:
Re: What's Happenin' Knicks?: The Lockerroom The funniest part of BCB's post is nykfan4life's reaction.
Re: What's Happenin' Knicks?: The Lockerroom i'm a knicks fan of coarse i'm gonna respond. i'm sick of the knicks being the joke of the nba. it's getting old. i'm just defending them whether it's a joke or not.
Re: What's Happenin' Knicks?: The Lockerroom <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (nykfan4life @ Mar 5 2006, 12:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>what's with all the sarcastic remarks all the time? it's pretty annoying. are you telling me you believe what he's saying? </div>no, he's saying if you believe LB won't leave, then you are completely naive.<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (nykfan4life @ Mar 5 2006, 12:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>larry said his last stop was here in ny where he grew up. no way he's going to boston. you think that they know qyntel had 17 pounds of weed? that's a felony and he'd be kicked out of the league. most of the stuff bcb said is total <Censored>.</div>Oh my God. HE WAS KIDDING! hahaha, wow you're dumb.
Re: What's Happenin' Knicks?: The Lockerroom <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (nba dogmatist @ Mar 5 2006, 02:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>no, he's saying if you believe LB won't leave, then you are completely naive.Oh my God. HE WAS KIDDING! hahaha, wow you're dumb.</div>o tru...........larry isn't leaving. oh my god i <Censored> get that he was kidding. i got it. just shut the <Censored> up already.it wasn't that i believed him anyway. i was simply just mad that all that stuff was said about them. i as a fan take offense to it and you actually think i believed him? i knew he was kidding. the entire thing was biased.
Re: What's Happenin' Knicks?: The Lockerroom <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (nykfan4life @ Mar 5 2006, 12:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>it wasn't that i believed him anyway.</div>Of course you didnt
Re: What's Happenin' Knicks?: The Lockerroom NYKnicksFan, this is a fictional story I will be telling. Someone please delete all these posts I don't want this being a 10 page bickering mess. My lord, nothing gets past you Knicks fans.
Re: What's Happenin' Knicks?: The Lockerroom Didnt Nate Robinson and Malik Rose have a little fistfight in the showers earlier this year? Interesting team bonding ideas..Maybe theres some truth to these reports lol..Celine Dion playing as they fight over shampoo in the showers..I love the Nate Robinson part haha
Re: What's Happenin' Knicks?: The Lockerroom yea they did but it wasn't anything that was that bad. they were just kidding around.
Re: What's Happenin' Knicks?: The Lockerroom They weren't kidding around. a fist fight is serious. and Nate is a punk, so i can definitely see it happening. I heard Malik owed nate money from a bet on a football game. Something stupid like that.
