OT: Battier - The no-stats All-Star

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  1. Fez Hammersticks

    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    Batum, take notes:

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    I hope one day that Nicolas Batum could become a Shane Battier. He certainly has a very similar skill set. With all the talk about Amare/Jefferson/Carter, do you think KP has inquired about Battier?
     
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    Ech.. if he's so great, why hasn't he ever been out of the first round?
     
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    http://msn.foxsports.com/nba/pgStory?contentId=8455178#sport=NBA&photo=8455158
     
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    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    Haters. The guy does so much more than what shows up on a stat sheet. Defense and intangibles. I can only hope Batum can develop to be as good as Battier.
     
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    B-Roy If it takes months

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    If Roy is so great, how come he's never made the playoffs?
     
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    He may suck, but I'd take him in exchange for any of our 3s!!! (I'd rather have Rudy Gay than him, though.)
     
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    Call me a hater if you want. I have watched when it comes to playoff time, and when push comes to shove, teams make him a shooter every year, and it works, Houston loses.
     
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    6 points (38% FGs, 36% 3-pt FGs), 5 rebounds, 2 assists and makes $7 million for another 2 seasons? Oh wait there's all the "intangibles" right? If by intangibles people mean "chronic ankle problems" I agree.
     
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    Karl Malone's Elbows Batum: once in a lifetime

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    That picture WTF? That's how good Kobe is. You think he's shooting, but sneaky, sneaky, he dribbles and drives. :D
     
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    mook The 2018-19 season was the best I've seen

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    Really nice article. Thanks for posting it.

    Imagine if you put a giant stack of statistics about Kobe in front of Outlaw.....

    Battier is a pretty good player. The guy has a career +/- of 6+, and he seems to be in there year in and year out. He and Bruce Bowen are quintessential examples of guys with limited talent made up for with tenacity and a true thinking-man's game.
     
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    mook The 2018-19 season was the best I've seen

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    Read this paragraph and then think back to how many times LeBron and Kobe have destroyed this team:
    I'd gladly have a small forward putting up Battier's stats if we could just contain those guys.
     

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