<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Most stab wounds suffered by a player11: Paul Pierce, Boston, Sept. 25, 2000Pierce was definitely in the wrong place at the wrong time. But he was also more than a little lucky.Minutes after entering a Boston dance club in the early morning hours of Sept. 25, 2000, the 22-year-old Celtics player was ambushed after he stopped to chat with a gang member's sister. Jumped from behind by three men, he was sucker punched, had a bottle broken over his right eye, and had a knife plunged through the back of his leather jacket six inches into his body.Pierce also received 10 other stab wounds in the neck and chest, the worst of which penetrated his abdomen and diaphragm and punctured his lung, coming within an inch of his heart. Friends rushed him to hospital where he underwent emergency surgery to repair the damage. Amazingly, Pierce was back on the court in less than a month and went on to have a stellar season, leading the Celtics in scoring.</div><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Most preposterous use of a basketball cardFor personal identification: Qyntel Woods, Portland, 2002In March 2002, Woods was stopped by police for speeding. As he rolled down the window of his Cadillac Escalade, marijuana fumes poured out.The police searched the vehicle and found a small amount of grass. When the Trail Blazers rookie was asked for his driver's license and proof of insurance, he had neither. Instead, he handed the officers his basketball card as identification. He was charged with marijuana possession and driving without a license and no proof of insurance.Woods provided proof of insurance in July to lift the suspension, but his license was suspended again on July 28 when he failed to appear at his court hearing.Seven months later, Woods was stopped again by the same police officer for failing to use his turn signals. In a bad case of d?j? vu, he was booked for driving with a suspended license and no proof of insurance. Fortunately, this time Woods wasn't enveloped in a cloud of ganja.</div><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>First player to order takeout during a game[/b]Quintin Dailey, Chicago, March 20, 1985During the second half of a game against the Spurs in San Antonio, Dailey instructed the ball boy to borrow five dollars from a reporter and run to the concession stand for a slice of pizza. When the ball boy returned, Dailey took the pizza and ate it at the end of the bench, much to the amusement of his teammates and the astonishment of coach Kevin Loughery.</div>Here is some more http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=2147522
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (nykfan4life @ Mar 10 2006, 06:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>i think the qyntel woods one is funny. he gives a card instead of his license haha. :HAHAHA:</div>Not to mention he was high :HAHAHA:
Pizza? I'd just get a Pepsi fulled with shiny ice cubes so that if my coach pilled me off I'd pour is on him
