Hot Urologist...

As we age, we tend to end up seeing more of the medical establishment.

For example, my Doctor referred me to a female urologist. I saw her yesterday and she is gorgeous. She's beautiful and unbelievably sexy.

She told me that I have to stop masturbating.

When I asked her why, she said, 'Because I'm trying to examine you...

 

I have that same problem too.. when I'm in class, or at lunch, or driving, or at a Blazer game, or working out... or .... or... or...

 

I had to buy myself one of those internet filters.

 

I would but I know that I would end up disabling it myself. Damn you willpower. Or lack thereof.

 

I only masterbate on days that end in Y.

 

Did you invite her over for a Golden Shower?