Random Thoughts Thread (NSFW)

Do you even like girls yet?

 

Oh, I do. But the ones I choose don't look like they came out of an anime cartoon after being creamed on by older men.

 

You're a disgrace to your own people.

 

Nice comback.

 

Fail yourself.

 

LoL! Okay, I'll leave you alone.

I had to walk in the fucking cold and now I think I'm getting sick. Better pop some advil to get rid of this headache and hit the hay.

 

I hope you're sick.

 

Man, I got you bad. Oh well, I don't care.

 

I want to beat the shit out of you.

 

Fuck, I owned you. That's pretty funny.

 

You didn't own anything. But I want to beat the shit out of you.

 

Alright gangsta. I'm waiting for you to stop your bitch movements and come fight me.

 

Damn right.

 

What, what!

 

Twat, twat!

 

I'm fucking freezing.

 

I'm over-heating.

 

Fack.

 

Man the harpoons!

 

Fuck, I have a small fever. I hope it goes away by tomorrow. I have baseball practice.