Unfortunately for Marko, the points he gains for what he's got on his arm are almost completely negated by the points he loses for what's on his upper lip... That stache is hideous.
(shiver) Please excuse me -- gotta go hit the showers. [video=youtube;4pXfHLUlZf4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4[/video]
It's just game theory. It's better to catch someone more famous than you, if you can hold him/her. But if you get discarded by that more famous person, you lose. Dating someone less famous than yourself is safer...you pick up less glory, but you also are the one in the power position. Of course...being discarded by someone less famous than you is disaster, but vanishingly low likelihood. So, the Jarics are in good position. They represent "safely famous" people for famous hotties to date. Famous enough to be seen with, but not famous enough to be risky.