Zombie Help! I got a chick Pregnant!!!!!

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  1. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    It's beer boy........... He just called me!!!!!!!
     
  2. A Regular Here

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    Whatever...I dont know you in real life so its okay. There are a few here that I know in person so thats why Im keeping it hush hush.


    So you reallly know who this is huh? Or are you just fucking with me?
     
  3. Minstrel

    Minstrel Top Of The Pops Global Moderator

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    Yeah, I did an IP check after reading your initial post. First to make sure it wasn't a banned member, but secondly because I was curious.
     
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    Wait a minute, how do you know the baby is yours?
     
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  6. THE HCP

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    I'm not sure you want to ask for the opinion of some of these dorks! Most of them still live in their mom's basement and have never even talked to a woman! They envy you!!!
     
  7. DUB

    DUB Da, da da, da dah!

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    I hope you've learnt your lesson; spaf on her face next time.
     
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    its your life, do what you want. personally, even if I fucked up I'd still have a hard time dealing with killing my offspring so I would deal with it.
     
  9. BalancedMan

    BalancedMan That's out of context....

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    Re: Super OT: Help! I got a chick Pregnant!!!!!


    To be honest if money is an issue, I'd offer to pay the whole cost. A few extra hundred bucks is better than a baby if that's a cause for her to hesitate. I know what you mean though, I've had a few accidents where the girl had to get the Morning After Pill....no kids that I know of here.

    My best friend got his ex-girlfriend pregnant during senior year of high school. I was the first person to find out...she called me at 2 a.m. and I went over to her house, took her to the clinic the next day. She was pregnant. The people at the clinic naturally thought I was the dad and gave me such nasty looks. Big black lady with her arms folded saying "nah uh you didn't". Seriously.

    As for them, she kept the baby and they have a second daughter as well now (married as well) although I don't know if they're really happy as opposed to going through the motions for the children. That's a lot for a couple of 24 year olds.
     
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    Hey man, this is a fucking shitty time, but wait it out and do as you have been.

    I was one of the truly unlucky who got the girl preggo the first time I ever had sex! But what was worse, she was going to have it. Luckily for me, she had a miscarriage. Ever since then, I always wear a raincoat.

    good luck.
     
  11. julius

    julius I wonder if there's beer on the sun Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Wait, are you normally married or not?
     
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  13. OddEnormous

    OddEnormous I'M FLYING!! I'M FLYING!!

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    Ded u ghet tu haf secks wuth hur beefour thu mistcarij wif out a jimmee?

    kund uv purfekt cituzation tu.
     
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    44Thrilla cuatro cuatro

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    Re: Super OT: Help! I got a chick Pregnant!!!!!

    Reminds me of my best friend. He was banging this chick we worked with, she was pretty ugly but was a huge whore. Anyways, she told him she had some problem with her uterus that prevented her from having kids, so she encouraged him to go bagless. Next thing you know, she's pregnant and wants to have the kid. My friend was so pissed off, he didn't talk to her the whole time she was pregnant. Eventually, his mother convinced him to "do the right thing" and he ended up getting back with her, even though they absolutely hated each other. They ended up getting married a couple years later and had another kid. When she got pregnant the second time, his exact words to me were "yeah, more child support I'm gonna have to pay when I get divorced". His life was pretty miserable (aside from his 2 beautiful daughters) throughout the marriage. They finally ended up getting divorced, which is great for the kids, because they were living in a horrible environment. The oldest one has some severe issues now because of the home she grew up in.
     
  15. Nate Dogg

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    How old are you? And do the both of you have a part time job to cover her checkups? Of course if she has health insurance than that helps too.
    However, she still has to go through the first tri-mester (3 months). Within this time her body might reject the egg as other conditions are not set right. After that then you can start planning on helping her out if her body doesn't reject it.

    P.S. I have two kids, ages 4 and 1.5 (married).
     
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    Unfortunately I was able to read your post! That's kinda messed up man!
     
  17. OddEnormous

    OddEnormous I'M FLYING!! I'M FLYING!!

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    Gud poiyt. Hee sownded pritty brkn up abowt ut.

    I tak it bak

    Soz furzt gui.
     
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    Yep I was wondering that too, I noticed he never said anything about checking that....
     
  19. MAS RipCity

    MAS RipCity Mercy, Mercy

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    why not have the kid, but put it up for adoption?
     
  20. barfo

    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    What's wrong with you, man? Those kids are way too young to be married!

    barfo
     

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