Hope For The Ugly People

Discussion in 'Blazers OT Forum' started by ABM, Feb 25, 2009.

  1. BLAZER PROPHET

    BLAZER PROPHET Well-Known Member

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    Is she still a virgin?

    Again?
     
  2. julius

    julius I wonder if there's beer on the sun Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Game. Set. Match.

    I think is now up to HCP to top this, and I'm not sure if he can.
     
  3. julius

    julius I wonder if there's beer on the sun Staff Member Global Moderator

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  4. The Professional Fan

    The Professional Fan Big League Scrub

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    Seriously? Fuckin' hell.....that is EPIC!
     
  5. Rodolfo

    Rodolfo Double Stamp>Triple Stamp

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  6. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    OK........OK........ I was kinda' busy and missed this yesterday. HMMM.......... I got nothin'! You win, I quit!
     

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  7. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Here is an ex
     

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  8. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Don't ask me how I do it, maybe it's because i have a giraffe penis!
     
  9. The_Lillard_King

    The_Lillard_King Westside

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    I'm a born again virgin . . .
     
  10. barfo

    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Spotted, you mean?

    :mook:

    barfo
     
  11. julius

    julius I wonder if there's beer on the sun Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Dayam..she single?
     
  12. BalancedMan

    BalancedMan That's out of context....

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    I think he means really skinny.
     
  13. BalancedMan

    BalancedMan That's out of context....

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    It's not really about how you look. But as a caveat, it helps to be good looking. A buddy of mine who does some modeling is living in a fantasy reality. Girl approach and open him, not the other way around. He has no idea how to get chicks, other than they just come to him.
     
  14. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    I actually do have a huge cock, but I think it is my personality that gets 'em!
     
  15. julius

    julius I wonder if there's beer on the sun Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Way to kill the thread HCP.
     
  16. ABM

    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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  17. julius

    julius I wonder if there's beer on the sun Staff Member Global Moderator

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    [video=youtube;Rvwh9_HsUmU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rvwh9_HsUmU[/video]
     
  18. BoBoBREWSKI

    BoBoBREWSKI BURP!

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    Funny thing about Jaric, he hasn’t scored since he got married.
    He’s 0 for 16 from the field… must be distracted or something.
     
  19. ABM

    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    So, then, Adriana's still a virgin?
     
  20. BrianFromWA

    BrianFromWA Editor in Chief Staff Member Editor in Chief

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    beat me to it ABM...I'd say that his "scoring" is much more prolific than any stat line in a box score.

    That said, if she's had that pent up for 25 years or so, there's probably a reason he doesn't have the legs to make a jump shot right now.
     

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