L. Aldridge's IQ is 113

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I hate those fucking ads. It's like when it shows pictures of girls and they say "Meet Girls in Richmond Hill" but you know there is some dude sitting in fucking Texas with the same ad saying "Meet Girls in Dallas" And they are the exact same pictures. But, I have to hate these IQ ones the most. Like, I know for a fact Glen Davis does not have an IQ of 231.

 

No you don't. You absolutely do not. In fact, if any basketball player has a genius level IQ, it is Glen Davis.

 

If Glen Davis was that smart, could he answer this question:

Could Jesus microwave a burito so hot, that he himself could not eat it?

 

I don't know if he could. I can. It's an application of quantum uncertainty. Like Schroedinger's cat...the burrito exists in two states simultaneously....too hot for Jesus to eat, and within Jesus' tolerance. The first quantum state fulfills the necessary conditions of your challenge to his power, the second fulfills the necessary conditions of his omnipotence.

 

Yea, but he needs to be able to eat it aswell. But he can't cause it's to hot, but he's Jesus, so he can do anything.

 

He can. In the second quantum state, it is within his tolerance to eat.

 

But the question doesn't ask for a quantum state. It is merley asking, could he do it. And it's supposed to loop like the chicken and the egg. But if you want to talk about quantum states, than he could do it.

 

And that's why dry ice makes fog when you drop it in fruit punch.