Zombie Help! I got a chick Pregnant!!!!!

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  1. julius

    julius I wonder if there's beer on the sun Staff Member Global Moderator

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    We've already talked about how he should've used a condom.
     
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    I have seen this so many times before.....let me start by saying this: She owns your ass....She straight owns you at this point....however, she may not realize the power she has....our laws are so damn messed up that you get 100% responsibility, 100% liability, but 0% rights when it comes to decisions....if she wants to, she can walk away from you, not speak to you for 5 years, and then sue your ass for backed child support, get your wages garnered, get your drivers license taken away, and all the shit that comes with it....thats the sword she wields, and you have no recourse....so you have to play this situation well to avoid future problems....1st, be supportive, but do so by providing leadership....she will submit to you if you approach it correctly....2nd, pray she does not know how powerful she now is....3rd, discourage her from making friends with other pregnant girls, every one is another chance she find out who the boss is....4th, laugh....it will be ok, you may have to go through some BS, but it wont be that bad, so find a way to laugh about it
     
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    Sounds kinky.
     
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    hahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!:biglaugh:
     
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    Am I missing something?
     
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    Spud147 Mercy Mercy

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    :drumroll: He'll be here all week folks! Be sure to tip your waitress. :drumroll:
     
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    Spud147 Mercy Mercy

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    Yes, all those socks you thought you lost in the dryer... I have them. :devilwink:
     
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    Can baby chickens lay eggs now?

    They grow up so fast.

    If you haven't been paying attention, "chick" is a slang word for a woman. Like "guy" is for a man.

    There's nothing wrong with slang terms, necessarily.

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  10. BLAZER PROPHET

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    I thought they were under your bed.
     
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  11. BLAZER PROPHET

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    That's not the slang I grew up with.
     
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    44Thrilla cuatro cuatro

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    Same here.

    We called them "bitches" and "hos".
     
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    Irrelevant. Slang changes. That's kind of the essence of slang.

    If you're not single and dating now, then what the slang of what women were called ("skirts", "dames", whatever) previously has only historical interest.

    Not that I don't appreciate anyone's opinion, but a criticism of the word "chick" by someone who CLEARLY is not in the single, dating, straight world (as crandc is not) just sounds like a cranky old woman trying to take some weak moralist stand against misogyny.

    As a part of that world, I don't claim that everything that's done and said is right merely because it happens... but I don't think that knee-jerk criticisms are at all constructive.

    Ed O.
     
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    Bless you for having enough faith in me to think I'm getting some. :solodance::smiley-trophy::smiley-thankyou:
     
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  16. BLAZER PROPHET

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    Rep that man.
     
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    Regular poster- are you going to have sex with her again?
     
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  18. barfo

    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    I sense some over-reaction. I said nothing about penises or even men in general. I was talking about those who spew outside clinics. Sadly, some are women.

    And some of those women come in when they (or their daughters) have unwanted pregnancies. Seriously. Every doc who performs abortions has had the experience of women saying "don't tell anyone because I'm president of Pro Life at my college but this abortion is OK, really".

    Poster, if there is another clinic you prefer, that's fine. I don't know where you live or where Planned Parenthood is. Wherever she feels comfortable.

    And when you talk this over with her, I know you're upset, please remember she is even more so. Insulting her with statements like "I don't want you to be the mother of my child", even if they are true, are going to trigger a LOT of resentment and anger. Anyway, best of luck to you and to her.
     
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