Bachelor Parties: Lamest and Coolest

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  1. AgentDrazenPetrovic

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    Best: Vegas

    Worst: Vegas

    :cheers:

    Best one was zero strip clubs, bottle service at the clubs with celebrities and hot women, stayed at the hard rock, partied at the pool and met and hooked up with multiple girls.



    Worst one was all strip clubs (we actually got bottle service which was a crock of shit there), jammed 20 guys into a hotel suite in the "Platinum hotel" (slept on the fucking couch), ordered strippers to the room who stole our money basically (none of them got naked), met zero girls (well, did get a strippers number and I ditched the strip club BS after a few hours). bachelor (and most everyone else...I didn't) went to an asian massage parlor and got a hand jobs for $200.

    both happened last year.

    strip clubs in vegas = lame.


    what about your stag parties? were they good or not?

    anyone have a cool one where you went out of the country or something?
     
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    I can't wait till I got to a Bachelor party.
     
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    first one i went to was awesome. it was a house party in the basement of some dude's house. they got two strippers who did a few shows and a few games (feed the kitty!)

    good times.
     
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    Mine was a blast! About 15 of my boys. Round of golf at Pumpkin Ridge, steak dinner at Ringside, multiple strip clubs! A blast!
     
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    did you make it rain?

    do they put you up on stage? In PDX, they can't gring you at strip clubs, can they?
     
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    That's funny! Aaaaaa HAHAHAHAHA! Oh geeze, what a sorry night. A $200 hand job... gads that's...... just..... too.... funny!! :lol:

    How much did all that set you back?
     
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    I was pissed.Once I knew shit was gonna be lame I went into cheap fucker mode...spent less than 3 bills the whole weekend I think including hotel. Usually spend that in a night easily. Oh yeah, in the strip club, someone spent like $1300...he says he got a blow job.... i don't believe him...but seriously, it was ultimate loserdom.

    On the way to vegas we were getting bottles all set up and shit and then we called everyone else...and they wanted to play POKER in the room and go to strip clubs and that's it. i could do that in LA...seriously.



    one of the wackest shits ever. seriously, we got fucking bus-limos to take us to strip clubs, where we stayed for like 4-5 hours. It was lame, we had a "VIP" area and after about 1/2 hour people stopped spending money so it was just an area of dudes with strippers avoiding us because no one was dropping coin.

    oh yeah, like 10-12 dudes went to like 4-5 different massage parlors I think. how lame. some guys even went back the next day. haha
     
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    Worst: Vegas. Private service in the room. Room service delivered massive cucumber (enough for 2.) That was weird, yet interesting. Toothless crack addict stripper was the stuff of nightmares.
     
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    we tried the flyers a while ago.. (another bach party) where we ordered the girls...didn't look ANYTHING like them. We kept on sending the girls back b/c they weren't hot as advertised...sucks, a couple of them broke down crying when we sent them out. oh well, they chose to be the strippers/hookers they should deal wiff it.
     
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    last year, another one (in vegas again..so played) we shot automatic weapons...that was fun as shit.....got to shoot a sniper rifle...bad ass.
     
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    hit anybody?
     
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    Code for something? You can tell us man. :cheers:
     
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    nope! it was some middle eastern terrorist..a picture of them. the Gun Store in vegas...probably cost about 20 bucks to shoot...some of my friends shot like AK47s and shit. pretty dope stuff to do during the day.
     
  17. speeds

    speeds $2.50 highball, $1.50 beer Staff Member Administrator GFX Team

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    We were thinking of going to The Gun Store when we were there but heard it was $100 or more each. Maybe we were misinformed.

    Edit: yeah, a little expensive.
     
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    i only did one gun. i forgot how much it was...i think for the heavy duty guns its like 40 bucks?
     
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    speeds $2.50 highball, $1.50 beer Staff Member Administrator GFX Team

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    Whoever we talked to must've been referring to the package deals. We would've gone if we had known we could spend only $20.
     

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