8. You just walked in to a strip club and you sit down. The bartender comes over and asks if you like a drink. You ask for a Blue, but she gives you a Coors Light. You don't want to cause to much trouble, so you decide to drink it. Next, you ask for a Jack & Coke. She gives you a White Russian. You're pretty pissed because White Russians give you gas. Now, you see she leaves the bar and gets on stage. She does both bar and strip. She asks if you would like a lap dance, and you agree. Now, you're in a room with her and she is rubbing her ass on your pants. You're pissed about your drink and service. Would you make her pay by grabbing her and farting in her face till she passes out or let it go like a little girl?
1. What are your thoughts on the global economic crisis and how would you address it? 2. Were you inspired by Malcolm X? 3. How much would you require from a suitor to attend a reasonably/moderately enjoyable sweet 16 party in Cuba? Imagine yourself as a semi-celebrity, or rather popular fellow I'm saying. 4. Suggest some places to visit in Canada. 5. Favorite painters ever and could you cite some of their work? 6. Your favorite e-thug is? 7. Who do you consider to be the most underrated actor/actress out there and why exactly? 8. Biggest Cancers in Canada? Interpret that as you wish.
9. The world is about to explode in 24 hours. What do you do? (List in order from when you wake up to the explosion.)
I don't think anyone minds the numerous questions. I'm for deleting that guideline, since nobody seems to follow it anyway and those answering them don't mind.
Thanks for all the questions, i have two essays due Wednesday during the day so all my answers will be posted that night.
