http://www.latimes.com/sports/printedition/la-sp-lakers9-2009mar09,0,6303194.story KEEP THE STREAK ALIVE TONIGHT!
Actually my drunk father used to have sex with me, so maybe I'm looking forward to this game! Hey Rizz, I'm gonna ask the Laker announcers to give a shout out to my grandma in Riverside (a lifelong Laker fan) If they say hi to MaryLou, you'll know who they are talking about!
Oh cmon, slide a "DaRizzle" in there! "We would also like to extend a warm welcome to Ali DaRizzle, a true Lakers fan" Tell em I have some terminal disease if you have to! Cmon and make my day!!!!
You should have had them go "Hello mary lou, goodbye heart, Sweet mary lou, Im so in love with you I knew mary lou, wed never part So hello mary lou, goodbye heart. Passed me by one sunny day, flashed those big brown eyes my way And oo I wanted you forever more Im not one that gets around, swear my feet stuck to the ground And though I never did meet you before" And when they at you like you're some weird pervo, respond by going "nah, just kidding. Just say hi for me"