My wife has had occasion to pull an ariza on me. It's worse than the proverbial doghouse. Trust me on that.
I hit a bicyclist with my car yesterday. Sure, it was their right of way, but I felt they shouldn't go before me because he's just a silly bicyclist. Instead of checking on them as they lay on the pavement, I jumped out of my car and started yelling at the people arriving at the scene. Stupid bicyclist! I really pulled an Ariza that time. http://www.audiosparx.com/sa/play/port_lofi.cfm/sound_iid.60812