So a buddy came over to watch the Lakers game tonight. Earlier in the day I had grabbed the front page of the local newspaper from my parents house cause there is this new resort type place hiring a lot of people and my buddy recently lost his job. When we met at my house I gave him the paper so he could check it out. Later in the game when he was using the bathroom i chucked that homemade "Blayzurs Kondumz" package I made with the unused condom in it at my roomie just to fuck with him. Within an instant me and my roomie had our plan... I unraveled the condom and poured a small amount of half & half cream into it, placed it in the middle of the newspaper and folded it up normally. We decided to let him leave with the paper instead of getting to open it here and see his reaction. I think that will help him think its real. ...if Im lucky he'll open the paper while sitting down and it will spill on his lap! ...oh god I cant wait to get his reaction...maybe he will puke!
don't lie about it being half and half. now is a better time than any to do it, reach for the stars Rizzle!
That's sick, Da. I know this women who HATES tomatoes, use to love chocolate, and we were in the middle of a prank war so one day I got some cherry tomatoes, and some dipping chocolate, the kind that hardens after a couple of minutes, and dipped the tomatoes in the chocolate so they were completely covered. Then I put the chocolate covered tomatoes in a bag with some chocolate covered fruit, but first I took out a real piece, and went and asked her if she wanted some candy while I was eating. Of course she said yes and grabbed a couple of pieces, the first one wasn't a tomato but the 2nd one was. Dude, it was priceless, I can't even begin to explain the look on her face before she ran to the bathroom and threw up. I know it was cruel but she learned a very valuable lesson about getting into a prank war with me.
