I Hate EDS Commercials

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  1. BLAZER PROPHET

    BLAZER PROPHET Well-Known Member

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    First, I suppose I have to say that somewhere within me there's sympathy for those who suffer from EDS. I suppose. But man do I hate all those EDS politically correct commercials.

    At first, I laughed at them. You know, the part about "if you have an erection that lasts for more then 4 hours to call your doctor". No self respecting wife or girl friend I've ever heard of would dare let their guy call a doctor over a 4 hour boner. It'd simply be one wild ride.

    I guess it's just all the PC terminology and handling of it all. Why not just be frank & honest? Like:

    "Are you barely half a man with a limpy these days? Ha! Even your wife hardly wants you now, eh, stud. Why not just shoot yourself and get out of that humiliating misery you live in. You sure as hell ain't doing your woman any favors anymore. So, if you haven't the guts to do the right thing, you've got 3 options- You could, a) let some of your man friends do your wife while you watch from the corner and wish it's you, b) buy a strap-on and pretend you're still a man, or, c) try some narcotics that will surly mess you up for life but give you a false chubby to make you gal still feel like a woman. So what's it gonna be, tiger?"

    However, I doubt we'll ever see that commercial.
     
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    get while the getting is good.
     
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    sounds like something hit a little close to home
     
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    Minstrel Top Of The Pops Global Moderator

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    Haha, exactly what I was thinking when I read the post. Or, as Shakespeare would put, "Methinks the lady doth protest too much."
     
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    I just hate them since I am ussually watching sports with my 10 yr old son and I don't want to explain what a 4 hr erection is.
     
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    Yeah, the EDS poster boy.
     
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    maxiep RIP Dr. Jack

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    What I love about those commercials is that they throw in suggestive props (really long, tall glasses of iced tea, for example).
     
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    maxiep RIP Dr. Jack

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    When I read the subject of this thread, my first thought was, "What is so offensive about Electronic Data Systems?"
     

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