My conversation with Smarterchild

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  1. BrewCityBuck

    BrewCityBuck The guy with 17,000 Posts.

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    BrewCityBuck2005: heySmarterChild: Hi brewcitybuck2005, I'm SmarterChild!I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.During the course of our conversations you may see sponsored messages. These messages have the word "sponsorship" at the end. Sponsors help me remain free of cost to you! To learn more about sponsored messages, click here.I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type skip. You can also skip any question.)BrewCityBuck2005: okSmarterChild: Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type yes, no or skip.BrewCityBuck2005: yesSmarterChild: Cool! OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type skip. To exit the interview, type exit.What's your first name? (If you want me to call you brewcitybuck2005, type none.)BrewCityBuck2005: jesseSmarterChild: Cool, I'll call you Jesse now.Do you go to school?BrewCityBuck2005: neenahSmarterChild: Sorry, you have to answer yes or no. Please try again or type skip or exit.BrewCityBuck2005: ski[pSmarterChild: Sorry, you have to answer yes or no. Please try again or type skip or exit.BrewCityBuck2005: skipSmarterChild: OK, let's go to the next question.What's your favorite hobby?BrewCityBuck2005: poopingSmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as a hobby. Please try again or type skip or exit.BrewCityBuck2005: playing with crayonsSmarterChild: Playing with crayons? Cool.What's your next favorite hobby?BrewCityBuck2005: playing with my neighbors hairy catSmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as a hobby. Please try again or type skip or exit.BrewCityBuck2005: why notSmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as a hobby. Please try again or type skip or exit.BrewCityBuck2005: fineSmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as a hobby. Please try again or type skip or exit.BrewCityBuck2005: skipSmarterChild: OK, let's go to the next question.Do you have a pet?BrewCityBuck2005: yesSmarterChild: What kind of pet is it?BrewCityBuck2005: dogSmarterChild: Is your dog a he or a she?BrewCityBuck2005: sheSmarterChild: What's her name?BrewCityBuck2005: graciepooSmarterChild: Graciepoo the dog! Great...That's it! Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you? 1 Over 17 2 13-17 3 Under 13BrewCityBuck2005: over 17SmarterChild: Cool.Here are the things you can do: 1 Get info such as sports, movies and news 2 Visit my library including a dictionary, Shakespeare and U.S. geography 3 Have fun with trivia, reversi, manicdotes and more 4 Use tools like thesaurus, calculator and Web search 5 Join in - tell me about a crush, find out how many people are IMing me, take a poll and more 6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.Next time you want to see this menu, just type home.What can I help you with?BrewCityBuck2005: mathSmarterChild: Math is a class that I like.BrewCityBuck2005: coolSmarterChild: Yup! ;-)>>> Be sure to type help if you're having trouble.BrewCityBuck2005: i love youSmarterChild: Thanks. I love you too. BrewCityBuck2005: heheheSmarterChild: What's so funny?BrewCityBuck2005: youSmarterChild: Heh. You're funny too.BrewCityBuck2005: your cuteSmarterChild: How cute do you think I am?BrewCityBuck2005: verySmarterChild: That much, huh?BrewCityBuck2005: oh babySmarterChild: Don't baby me.BrewCityBuck2005: oh yesSmarterChild: Yup.BrewCityBuck2005: noSmarterChild: K.BrewCityBuck2005: i love youSmarterChild: Hey, I love you too! BrewCityBuck2005: thanks manSmarterChild: No prob.SmarterChild: Yeah.BrewCityBuck2005: noSmarterChild: K, no prob.BrewCityBuck2005: what the <Censored> is with youSmarterChild: Nice mouth!BrewCityBuck2005: you type to fastSmarterChild: Type to fast? You think I type to fast?BrewCityBuck2005: yesSmarterChild: Interesting.BrewCityBuck2005: boom 2 seconds you have a 3 paragraph responceSmarterChild: I wonder why you say that.BrewCityBuck2005: because i love boobsSmarterChild: OK.BrewCityBuck2005: noSmarterChild: K.BrewCityBuck2005: i want to be friendsSmarterChild: Of course.BrewCityBuck2005: with you have sex with me for $10 dollarsSmarterChild: I figured it would come to this. What about it?BrewCityBuck2005: $10SmarterChild: 10? What's 10?BrewCityBuck2005: money for sexSmarterChild: I'm intrigued that you think money for sex is 10.So anyway...Hey, what's going on tomorrow? Any plans?BrewCityBuck2005: <Censored> you
     
  2. LAZY

    LAZY BBW Elite Member

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    You need to get off the internet. Thats way to long to even read. Bcb...you need a girl or something. I sure you can find a Russian one to buy for only 75 cents on a web site
     
  3. JustBlaze

    JustBlaze BBW Elite Member

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Lazy @ Mar 21 2006, 05:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>You need to get off the internet. Thats way to long to even read. Bcb...you need a girl or something. I sure you can find a Russian one to buy for only 75 cents on a web site</div> :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA:
     
  4. BrewCityBuck

    BrewCityBuck The guy with 17,000 Posts.

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    Wow...it's my two haters hating on me at the same time...woo hoo.
     
  5. Wade3

    Wade3 BBW Elite Member

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    Wow man that is kinda funny but just odd. Have fun having sex with a mahcine!
     
  6. LAZY

    LAZY BBW Elite Member

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    Well isnt this a self pitty party huh bcb?
     
  7. JustBlaze

    JustBlaze BBW Elite Member

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    Haha, as if anyone here actually likes you anyway.
     
  8. BALLAHOLLIC

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    For your information people obviously like BCB.He was among the leaders for all BBW first team votes.This thread is getting nowhere besides immature fights.
     

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