Random Thoughts Thread (NSFW)

I just finished my Ethics essay on moral relativism, due tomorrow at noon. That means I've completed my paper for tomorrow while also getting a solid 6 hours of sleep. I don't think that's ever happened before. I certainly don't remember ever organizing my time so well in my 4 years of university. It feels awesome.

 

*pulls hair out*

 

It isn't anything but a chicken dick?

Do chickens even had dicks?

 

Stop being smart.

 

Tea bag

 

You are so fucked up.

 

What? There are some people trying to get citizens to mail pictures of tea bags to government officials (some tea to go with that pork?) and if you google Tea Bag that is the 3rd image that comes up.

 

LOl. Okay, you win.

 

BasX, have you never spoken to women? No matter what you say, you are always wrong.

 

You've seen my profile picture. You know the deal

 

*stewie voice* My Celtics message board plans might finally be getting underway. How delightful!

 

You like men?

 

Na bro.

 

Naw, he is a mack daddy pimp. You should see what I wrote.

 

Oh.... well, uh, nevermind then.

 

"It's my swag. I keep on a hundred, thousand, trillion or some shit. But look at you with two womenz in your picture like "Oh Geoff, we want you" and you're like"Yea, but I'm all about my paper" and they are like "We love that" and you are like "Woah, ladies. My money is what I'm clockin'. I'm tick-tockin', once I start, I ain't stop" and now que the threesome. Bow chicka wowo."

From Duckman

 

BTW I Repped you Duckman

 

I keep my swag on a high level, not gonna lie right now.

 

Yeea!

 

I'm starving. Gotta wait another 45+ minutes to go to dinner though.