Maybe she was sick of those commercials and decided to do the world a favor by making it impossible for him to talk.
What a crazy bitch. Who the fuck bites your tongue when you are kissing? Especially after you just got $1000. And you know he was totally going to give her a pearl necklace and then hand her a ShamWow to clean up. -Pop
I wonder if when he is with a girl he says "youll be saying wow everytime" or "see it doesnt drip" or "because you know we cant do this all day"